Us megaphone users feel discriminated against.
How can one walk around naked from the waist down and say "Don't look at my dick!" with a megaphone without a megaphone?
How can one make sure everyone knows that quiet time is in 5 minutes by yelling "Quiet Time is in 5 Minutes!" in a megaphone without a megaphone?
How can one wake up sleeping neighbors with a megaphone the moment quiet time is over without a megaphone?
How can one protest the banning of megaphones without a megaphone?
You get my point. Will Big Dub be fun without megaphones? Of fucking course it will be. And I'm sure a lot more people will get better rest at the festival, but THAT DOESN'T MATTER! MEGAPHONES MATTER!
Target signature goal is - 5 people. We think that should turn some heads.
Ps. You really should go to Big Dub Festival.
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robbie is gay. he licked my butthole.
hahahahahaha
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Us megaphone users feel discriminated against.
How can one walk around naked from the waist down and say "Don't look at my dick!" with a megaphone without a megaphone?
How can one make sure everyone knows that quiet time is in 5 minutes by yelling "Quiet Time is in 5 Minutes!" in a megaphone without a megaphone?
How can one wake up sleeping neighbors with a megaphone the moment quiet time is over without a megaphone?
How can one protest the banning of megaphones without a megaphone?
You get my point. Will Big Dub be fun without megaphones? Of fucking course it will be. And I'm sure a lot more people will get better rest at the festival, but THAT DOESN'T MATTER! MEGAPHONES MATTER!
Target signature goal is - 5 people. We think that should turn some heads.
Ps. You really should go to Big Dub Festival.
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how will we know not to look at robbies dick if he doesn't have a megaphone to announce so? how will everyone know when its time to play "slap the bag" during robbies set? WHO WILL WAKE UP ALL THE SLUMBERING PARTY GOERS?
robbie is gay. he licked my butthole.
hahahahahaha
#FreeTheMegaphone
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how will we know not to look at robbies dick if he doesn't have a megaphone to announce so? how will everyone know when its time to play "slap the bag" during robbies set? WHO WILL WAKE UP ALL THE SLUMBERING PARTY GOERS?