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GET CHRIS TO GROW A METAL BEARD
The Accession of King Hilary I
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April 4, 2013
I honestly started this as a joke between friends and I am completely stunned by how many of you agree that this beard deserves global authority. I am currently looking into the legal logistics of an inanimate object holding power and will let you know what I find.
April 4, 2013
I am genuinely floored that so many people share this vision for the future of global leadership. This momentum is entirely yours and it has completely exceeded anything I imagined when I started this.
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this is the only election result that matters. give the beard the crown already.
that beard has seen more metal than all of us combined. king status.
honestly it has more authority than any politician i have ever seen. im down for this.
ALL HAIL THE BEARD. It literally commands respect. Just look at it.
The majesty of that facial hair is unmatched. It is time for it to take the throne.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
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April 4, 2013
I honestly started this as a joke between friends and I am completely stunned by how many of you agree that this beard deserves global authority. I am currently looking into the legal logistics of an inanimate object holding power and will let you know what I find.
April 4, 2013
I am genuinely floored that so many people share this vision for the future of global leadership. This momentum is entirely yours and it has completely exceeded anything I imagined when I started this.
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finally a leader i can actually trust. hail hegg.
this is the only election result that matters. give the beard the crown already.
that beard has seen more metal than all of us combined. king status.
honestly it has more authority than any politician i have ever seen. im down for this.
ALL HAIL THE BEARD. It literally commands respect. Just look at it.
The majesty of that facial hair is unmatched. It is time for it to take the throne.
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finally a leader i can actually trust. hail hegg.