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GET CHRIS TO GROW A METAL BEARD

GET CHRIS TO GROW A METAL BEARD

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Started by Anonymous 18 years, 5 months ago
We, the undersigned, demand that Christopher Brown cease all shaving activities forthwith, and grow a beard the likes of which the world has never seen before.

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February 15, 2008

Chris has started making excuses about his professional image but we know he is just stalling. Post this link on your Facebook wall today to show him that there is nowhere left to hide. Text three friends right now and remind them that we expect a full beard by the end of the month.

February 15, 2008

The momentum is building and Chris cannot ignore this much pressure anymore. Post the link on your Facebook wall today so he sees exactly how serious we are.

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Mike Edwards
18 years ago Featured

Chris. Do it bro. The clean shaven look is getting old man.

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Dave Russell
18 years ago Featured

METAL BEARD OR NOTHING. STOP SHAVING ALREADY.

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Sarah Castro
18 years ago Featured

PLEASE GROW IT OUT!! I bet it would look epic if you let it grow for like a year. No more razors for this guy lol.

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