By signing this petition, I am agreeing that James Christiansen should sell his Camaro for the following reasons: 1. It makes the Christiansen house smell like exhaust every time he pulls into the garage. 2. It shakes everything in the Christiansen household, making the glasses clink and scaring the dogs 3. It sets off all of Camden Christiansen's motion activated toys, creating pandemonium. 4. (most important) If James Christiansen pulls into or out of the garage during Camden Christiansen's nap, she will wake up due to the shaking of the house. 5. It is a 2 door sports car, thus non-conducive to Daddy Daughter activities. 6. It has a manual transmission. Thus, when James needs Lindsay's SUV, Lindsay is stuck home with no transportation or way to bring the baby somewhere should an urgency arise. 7. It is just stupid.