He currently owns a 2000 Pontiac Montana minivan, also known as the worst car in the world. The car is so bad that the company who makes it doesn't even exist anymore. He travels for his job, so for the past 14 years he has driven it into the ground. Because of this, the car has broken down too many times to count. Last weekend, he broke down on the side of 287 trying to tow a boat. It is currently dead, sitting at a repair shop. Even the shop owner is trying to tell him it isn't worth it to fix the car for the millionth time. To top it off, the van is extremely disgusting and rotting from the inside out. I NEED HELP!
Hopefully, if enough people sign this petition, he will realize that everyone agrees with me and will let the van FINALLY die and get the new car he deserves. All I need is your signature.
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The car's so bad I can't be seen on the eastern side of the US since there's an outside chance someone would associate me with it.
We would love to see Bruce whip into the Starbucks lot in a new ride ;)
C'mon Bruce, let's live a little
Good Luck!!
Don't forget the safety factor, he could have gotten creamed on the 287.
That picture doesn't even do justice to how disgusting this van is.
This isn't as bad as my moms blue van but I feel ya on this!!
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He currently owns a 2000 Pontiac Montana minivan, also known as the worst car in the world. The car is so bad that the company who makes it doesn't even exist anymore. He travels for his job, so for the past 14 years he has driven it into the ground. Because of this, the car has broken down too many times to count. Last weekend, he broke down on the side of 287 trying to tow a boat. It is currently dead, sitting at a repair shop. Even the shop owner is trying to tell him it isn't worth it to fix the car for the millionth time. To top it off, the van is extremely disgusting and rotting from the inside out. I NEED HELP!
Hopefully, if enough people sign this petition, he will realize that everyone agrees with me and will let the van FINALLY die and get the new car he deserves. All I need is your signature.
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Ok Bruce! I think it's time to say goodbye to the van! They have cars now that have motors rather than your feet through the floor board, Fred Flintstone!
The car's so bad I can't be seen on the eastern side of the US since there's an outside chance someone would associate me with it.
We would love to see Bruce whip into the Starbucks lot in a new ride ;)
C'mon Bruce, let's live a little
Good Luck!!
Don't forget the safety factor, he could have gotten creamed on the 287.
That picture doesn't even do justice to how disgusting this van is.
This isn't as bad as my moms blue van but I feel ya on this!!
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Ok Bruce! I think it's time to say goodbye to the van! They have cars now that have motors rather than your feet through the floor board, Fred Flintstone!