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I am a true and devoted American citizen that cares about issues that our president cares about. Therefore, I would like your assistance and support to help President in saving lives. I am proposing that the following activities to be banned:
Crime
Abortion
Driving
Walking within twenty feet from a street
Flying
Dating
Marriage
Going to Hospitals
Seeking Police Assistance
Eating
Fat
Smoking
Sugar
Electric Appliances
Being Vocal Against Government
Knowledge of Large Corporation Secrete
Swimming
Boating
Riding
Horse Riding
Bike
Snow Activity
Sex
Illegal Drugs (This will hard for Prez)
Leaving your house
Knife
Hammer
Wire (Been used to kill people)
Fire Place Tools Umbrella (Kennedy case)
Boy Friends (Kennedy Case)2
Cherries (chocking)
Solid Foods (chocking)
Anything and everything where a person has died.
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Finally someone said it. The world has gotten way to dangerous with all these people driving and walking everywhere. We need common sense laws back.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
I am a true and devoted American citizen that cares about issues that our president cares about. Therefore, I would like your assistance and support to help President in saving lives. I am proposing that the following activities to be banned:
Crime
Abortion
Driving
Walking within twenty feet from a street
Flying
Dating
Marriage
Going to Hospitals
Seeking Police Assistance
Eating
Fat
Smoking
Sugar
Electric Appliances
Being Vocal Against Government
Knowledge of Large Corporation Secrete
Swimming
Boating
Riding
Horse Riding
Bike
Snow Activity
Sex
Illegal Drugs (This will hard for Prez)
Leaving your house
Knife
Hammer
Wire (Been used to kill people)
Fire Place Tools Umbrella (Kennedy case)
Boy Friends (Kennedy Case)2
Cherries (chocking)
Solid Foods (chocking)
Anything and everything where a person has died.
2 Comments
lol is this for real?? u want to ban dating and walking?? good luck getting anywhere in life without doing those things. total insanity
Finally someone said it. The world has gotten way to dangerous with all these people driving and walking everywhere. We need common sense laws back.
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lol is this for real?? u want to ban dating and walking?? good luck getting anywhere in life without doing those things. total insanity