I want Dick Wolf to kill me
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I want Dick Wolf to kill me

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Dick Wolf is the man behind all of the stellar Chicago-based television shows including Chicago Justice, Chicago P.D., Chicago Fire, and Chicago Med.

I want him to make me a victim in one of these shows - I want him to kill me. It will only be temporary - but the memory will live on forever.

As an actor (SAG eligible) - I have auditioned for a couple of these shows. They have been cool - but I need to reach that career nadir which is the featured corpse.

If Dick Wolf kills me - just once - I'll be able to move on with my acting career with the coolest line on my resume.

Dick - you can find me at iampaulbarile.com. Let's commence with a nice violent death in deserted warehouse or in an abandoned rail road track. I'm up for anything.

thanks

Paul Barile



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