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Dick Wolf is the man behind all of the stellar Chicago-based television shows including Chicago Justice, Chicago P.D., Chicago Fire, and Chicago Med.
I want him to make me a victim in one of these shows - I want him to kill me. It will only be temporary - but the memory will live on forever.
As an actor (SAG eligible) - I have auditioned for a couple of these shows. They have been cool - but I need to reach that career nadir which is the featured corpse.
If Dick Wolf kills me - just once - I'll be able to move on with my acting career with the coolest line on my resume.
Dick - you can find me at iampaulbarile.com. Let's commence with a nice violent death in deserted warehouse or in an abandoned rail road track. I'm up for anything.
thanks
Paul Barile
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I have been Paul Barile's best friend since high school and I want you to "kill him" too. :)
Die once and live large until you rest in peace one day.
Awesome!!!
Kill Paul
Please kill Paulie!!!
I'd like to be on living or dead, preferably living. Good luck!
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Dick Wolf is the man behind all of the stellar Chicago-based television shows including Chicago Justice, Chicago P.D., Chicago Fire, and Chicago Med.
I want him to make me a victim in one of these shows - I want him to kill me. It will only be temporary - but the memory will live on forever.
As an actor (SAG eligible) - I have auditioned for a couple of these shows. They have been cool - but I need to reach that career nadir which is the featured corpse.
If Dick Wolf kills me - just once - I'll be able to move on with my acting career with the coolest line on my resume.
Dick - you can find me at iampaulbarile.com. Let's commence with a nice violent death in deserted warehouse or in an abandoned rail road track. I'm up for anything.
thanks
Paul Barile
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Make him a crime scene body already. He looks like a guy who could really sell a stiff performance.
I have been Paul Barile's best friend since high school and I want you to "kill him" too. :)
Die once and live large until you rest in peace one day.
Awesome!!!
Kill Paul
Please kill Paulie!!!
I'd like to be on living or dead, preferably living. Good luck!
Let's do this!
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Make him a crime scene body already. He looks like a guy who could really sell a stiff performance.