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I want Dick Wolf to kill me

I want Dick Wolf to kill me

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Started by Paul Barile 10 years, 1 month ago

Dick Wolf is the man behind all of the stellar Chicago-based television shows including Chicago Justice, Chicago P.D., Chicago Fire, and Chicago Med.

I want him to make me a victim in one of these shows - I want him to kill me. It will only be temporary - but the memory will live on forever.

As an actor (SAG eligible) - I have auditioned for a couple of these shows. They have been cool - but I need to reach that career nadir which is the featured corpse.

If Dick Wolf kills me - just once - I'll be able to move on with my acting career with the coolest line on my resume.

Dick - you can find me at iampaulbarile.com. Let's commence with a nice violent death in deserted warehouse or in an abandoned rail road track. I'm up for anything.

thanks

Paul Barile



12 Comments

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Mike Sutton
10 years ago Featured

Make him a crime scene body already. He looks like a guy who could really sell a stiff performance.

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Van Borden
10 years ago Featured

I have been Paul Barile's best friend since high school and I want you to "kill him" too. :)

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Regina Franklin
7 years ago

Die once and live large until you rest in peace one day.

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Coco Diaz
9 years ago

Awesome!!!

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joette waters
10 years ago

Kill Paul

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Dago
10 years ago

Please kill Paulie!!!

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Anonymous
10 years ago

I'd like to be on living or dead, preferably living. Good luck!

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Amy Georgi
10 years ago

Let's do this!