Your character on Parks and Recreation is beloved by many members of the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools' community. It would mean a great deal to us if you came to our school and engaged with students. One of many possible ideas would be to teach a wood-working class, but if you have any better ideas, please let us know. We are prepared to offer all of our breakfast foods for this exciting opportunity!
Thanks!
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February 7, 2014
I really never thought this would gain this much steam but here we are and it is honestly wild to see so many people backing the idea of Nick Offerman possibly showing up here. I am still trying to wrap my head around the fact that this is actually happening because the momentum feels so real right now.
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please come visit us omg we have so much sausage i swear
IF YOU COME HERE I WILL LITERALLY CRY. PLEASE NICK. WE HAVE ALL THE BACON YOU COULD EVER WANT.
omg Nick Offerman plz cum
Please.
I will provide all the bacon and eggs I have. All of them.
please
I am a huge fan
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Your character on Parks and Recreation is beloved by many members of the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools' community. It would mean a great deal to us if you came to our school and engaged with students. One of many possible ideas would be to teach a wood-working class, but if you have any better ideas, please let us know. We are prepared to offer all of our breakfast foods for this exciting opportunity!
Thanks!
Updates
February 7, 2014
I really never thought this would gain this much steam but here we are and it is honestly wild to see so many people backing the idea of Nick Offerman possibly showing up here. I am still trying to wrap my head around the fact that this is actually happening because the momentum feels so real right now.
9 Comments
I took a quiz that graded how much Ron Swanson would hate me, and it said he wouldn't hate me that much.
please come visit us omg we have so much sausage i swear
IF YOU COME HERE I WILL LITERALLY CRY. PLEASE NICK. WE HAVE ALL THE BACON YOU COULD EVER WANT.
omg Nick Offerman plz cum
Please.
I will provide all the bacon and eggs I have. All of them.
please
I am a huge fan
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I took a quiz that graded how much Ron Swanson would hate me, and it said he wouldn't hate me that much.