Give us our woofer
To the mother of Gautam & Bharath,
This is the Child Welfare Organization, Bangalore chapter. It has come to our attention that you, Mrs Vineetha Krishnan, have promised these two good boys that you will allow them to keep a puppy(ies), and this was promised more than three years back. Till date, you have failed in your duty as a mother and caregiver by not getting the requisite puppy(ies). This is seriously affecting the well being of your innocent children, who are needlessly put to tremendous anguish and despair due to the desolation that befall people who are deprived of the company of a puppy(ies).
We request that you seriously take very quick action in this regard, before the children are put to further stress and mental agony. We note that the father (God bless his soul) is amenable to keeping a puppy(ies) at home, it is only you, the mother, who is needlessly upsetting the innocent children and prolonging their agony.
Kindly note that this action may be fulfilled this year by Dec 31 2014.
In service of creating happy families and happy children,
Child Welfare Organization,