George Gideon Oliver Osborne is a man of economics, a man of the people and a man of action. Gideon, not deterred by his lack of mandate from the beginning of his office, immediately and has tirelessly sought to improve the British economy by putting it into a recession with more dips in it than your average faux-Mexican meal. It is beyond us, the mere pawns in Osborne's actualisation of economic Utopia, to comprehend how ravished high streets, crippling poverty suffered by many & now a historic credit downgrade is progress. But it is progress. We are doing so, so well. We just don't know it, and that is why Gideon - the man so stout of heart to deny what *seems* the obvious - is the man to lead us. "George" does not deserve simply to lead us. I propose that we reward him for his boundless, inspirational success by, at a minimum, securing his nomination for The Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel. In summary, and for your reading delight, here's a quick recap of his accomplishments to date: