He have watched him on Mock The Week and we have all laughed. But now it is time for him to lead us all! New Atlantis shall rule the waves! (And maybe self destruct but we can worry about that later) We may have some tough years ahead of us, but we shall still applaude you Frankie!
And maybe, just maybe...WORLD DOMINATION!!!
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~Greg Proops~ shall be chancellor!
~Michael McIntyre~ shall be Deputy PM!
~Russell Howard~ shall be Mayor of London!
~Hugh Dennis~ shall be the Defense Secretary!
~Dara O'Briain~ shall be the Foriegn Secretary!
~David Mitchell~ shall be Home Secretary!
~James May~ shall be Minister of Transport!
~Richard Ayoade~ shall be Minister of Technology!
~Andy Parsons~ shall be the Official Wig Tester!
~Tim Minchin~ shall be the Official Song Writer!
And the world shall be a better place!
(Anymore ideas for this, just add them in the comments)
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~~~Frankie policies include~~~
- All the cities shall have hydraulic legs, for when the inevitable war for resources begins!
- We shall have the best ever olympic opening ceremony at London 2012 by blowing up the world with a giant supernova and having Sebastian Coe standing there yelling "Get it up you China!"
- Everyone shall have a car that you can move with your mind!
- New road safety adverts of Richard Hammoud trying to remember his wedding day after the crash shall be enforced as a way to discourage speeding!
- An annual share jokes about Kerry Katona day.
(Any more ideas, just add them in the comments)
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So sign for a better political future!
�Citizens of New Atlantis, we must self-destruct!�
�Prime Minister Boyle, you say that in every crisis.�
�This time I mean it!�
I HAVE BEEN POURING OVER YOUR IDEAS FOR THE NEW CABINET AND THE SUGGESTIONS ARE ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY!! THE DREAM OF HYDRAULIC CITIES IS MOVING FORWARD AND WE ARE BUILDING THE MOST CHAOTIC GOVERNMENT EVER CONCEIVED!! KEEP THE IDEAS FLOWING BECAUSE MOCK THE WEEK STYLE CHAOS IS COMING TO WESTMINSTER SOON!!
September 21, 2008
THIS MOMENTUM IS ABSOLUTELY UNSTOPPABLE!! WE ARE BUILDING A CABINET OF CHAOS AND THE WORLD IS FINALLY TAKING NOTICE OF OUR GLORIOUS NEW FUTURE!!
Reached 100 supporters
September 21, 2008
6 Comments
C
Chloe Wade
17 years ago
Featured
Best cabinet ever. The hydraulic legs policy is long overdue to be honest.
L
Liam Gordon
17 years ago
Featured
Honestly cant be any worse than the current lot in charge. Lets do it.
G
Gary Tran
17 years ago
Featured
Needs more Jimmy Carr for Minister of Finance. He knows how to avoid taxes better than anyone lol.
D
Dave Lin
17 years ago
Featured
Richard Ayoade as tech minister is actual genius. Where do I vote.
M
Mark Townsend
17 years ago
Featured
This would be mental but at least we would have a laugh while the country burns down.
S
Sarah Sloan
18 years ago
Featured
FRANKE FOR PM!!! Finally someone who actually says what everyone is thinking. Get him in there now.
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He have watched him on Mock The Week and we have all laughed. But now it is time for him to lead us all! New Atlantis shall rule the waves! (And maybe self destruct but we can worry about that later) We may have some tough years ahead of us, but we shall still applaude you Frankie!
And maybe, just maybe...WORLD DOMINATION!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
~Greg Proops~ shall be chancellor!
~Michael McIntyre~ shall be Deputy PM!
~Russell Howard~ shall be Mayor of London!
~Hugh Dennis~ shall be the Defense Secretary!
~Dara O'Briain~ shall be the Foriegn Secretary!
~David Mitchell~ shall be Home Secretary!
~James May~ shall be Minister of Transport!
~Richard Ayoade~ shall be Minister of Technology!
~Andy Parsons~ shall be the Official Wig Tester!
~Tim Minchin~ shall be the Official Song Writer!
And the world shall be a better place!
(Anymore ideas for this, just add them in the comments)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
~~~Frankie policies include~~~
- All the cities shall have hydraulic legs, for when the inevitable war for resources begins!
- We shall have the best ever olympic opening ceremony at London 2012 by blowing up the world with a giant supernova and having Sebastian Coe standing there yelling "Get it up you China!"
- Everyone shall have a car that you can move with your mind!
- New road safety adverts of Richard Hammoud trying to remember his wedding day after the crash shall be enforced as a way to discourage speeding!
- An annual share jokes about Kerry Katona day.
(Any more ideas, just add them in the comments)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So sign for a better political future!
�Citizens of New Atlantis, we must self-destruct!�
�Prime Minister Boyle, you say that in every crisis.�
�This time I mean it!�
I HAVE BEEN POURING OVER YOUR IDEAS FOR THE NEW CABINET AND THE SUGGESTIONS ARE ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY!! THE DREAM OF HYDRAULIC CITIES IS MOVING FORWARD AND WE ARE BUILDING THE MOST CHAOTIC GOVERNMENT EVER CONCEIVED!! KEEP THE IDEAS FLOWING BECAUSE MOCK THE WEEK STYLE CHAOS IS COMING TO WESTMINSTER SOON!!
September 21, 2008
THIS MOMENTUM IS ABSOLUTELY UNSTOPPABLE!! WE ARE BUILDING A CABINET OF CHAOS AND THE WORLD IS FINALLY TAKING NOTICE OF OUR GLORIOUS NEW FUTURE!!
Reached 100 supporters
September 21, 2008
6 Comments
C
Chloe Wade
17 years ago
Featured
Best cabinet ever. The hydraulic legs policy is long overdue to be honest.
L
Liam Gordon
17 years ago
Featured
Honestly cant be any worse than the current lot in charge. Lets do it.
G
Gary Tran
17 years ago
Featured
Needs more Jimmy Carr for Minister of Finance. He knows how to avoid taxes better than anyone lol.
D
Dave Lin
17 years ago
Featured
Richard Ayoade as tech minister is actual genius. Where do I vote.
M
Mark Townsend
17 years ago
Featured
This would be mental but at least we would have a laugh while the country burns down.
S
Sarah Sloan
18 years ago
Featured
FRANKE FOR PM!!! Finally someone who actually says what everyone is thinking. Get him in there now.
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Best cabinet ever. The hydraulic legs policy is long overdue to be honest.