Do you hate Iowa? Sign this petition to get rid of it!!
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October 17, 2017
I HAVE BEEN SPENDING ALL MY TIME COMPILING YOUR STORIES AND LOGGING EVERY SINGLE REASON WHY IOWA NEEDS TO GO!! THE MOMENTUM IS ABSOLUTELY UNSTOPPABLE RIGHT NOW!! WE ARE TAKING THIS FIGHT TO THE NEXT LEVEL AND I AM NOT STOPPING UNTIL WE SEE REAL CHANGE!!
October 17, 2017
THIS MOMENTUM IS ABSOLUTELY UNREAL AND I AM TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY BY THE ENERGY BEHIND THIS MOVEMENT!! WE ARE BUILDING SOMETHING MASSIVE TOGETHER AND THE PUSH TO FINISH THIS IS ONLY GETTING STRONGER!!
Reached 100 supporters
October 17, 2017
16 Comments
I once went to Iowa, where my Aunt Maria lived, and as soon as I got there she died. So seeing Iowa get get destroyed would be fantastic.
Why is everyone who comments from Las Vegas? I know I am from Vegas so that makes me somewhat of a hypocrite, but still are the comments fake?
Hi there Lily, my name is Jenny, the creator of this petition. The reason why all of these comments are from Las Vegas is because some of my close friends from my book club, who support my decision to start a petition to get rid of Iowa have decided to comment silly childish things and inside jokes of ours. While these comments are fake they are from real genuine people, who want to get rid of Iowa just like you! :-) Best regards, Jenny Lawerda
Dear Lily, I am in Jenny's book club and this all started when the pizza guy was complaining about traffic. Now I know this may sound weird but then Shirley Mickels started to complain about the traffic in Iowa. Next Betty chirped in and was talking about her bad experiences and then Maria and Hannah. They were frustrated by this state so we decided that we should start a petition. We next said that we should donate it to Canada or Michigan or something. So, this petition is real and might be able to happen, so the more signatures the better. Bye Loves, Nanria Shancres
my car broke down right in the middle of a corn field there and i had to walk for like 3 hours. worst state ever honestly just get rid of it already.
hi
all my homies hate iowa
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Do you hate Iowa? Sign this petition to get rid of it!!
Updates
October 17, 2017
I HAVE BEEN SPENDING ALL MY TIME COMPILING YOUR STORIES AND LOGGING EVERY SINGLE REASON WHY IOWA NEEDS TO GO!! THE MOMENTUM IS ABSOLUTELY UNSTOPPABLE RIGHT NOW!! WE ARE TAKING THIS FIGHT TO THE NEXT LEVEL AND I AM NOT STOPPING UNTIL WE SEE REAL CHANGE!!
October 17, 2017
THIS MOMENTUM IS ABSOLUTELY UNREAL AND I AM TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY BY THE ENERGY BEHIND THIS MOVEMENT!! WE ARE BUILDING SOMETHING MASSIVE TOGETHER AND THE PUSH TO FINISH THIS IS ONLY GETTING STRONGER!!
Reached 100 supporters
October 17, 2017
16 Comments
I have always hated Iowa! It is all because that is where my grandma lived and one year she forgot my birthday. That was tragic and I still have not gotten over it. Then my grandpa who also lived in Iowa died and i loved him. Then when I was flying to iowa i almost got struck by lightning.
I once went to Iowa, where my Aunt Maria lived, and as soon as I got there she died. So seeing Iowa get get destroyed would be fantastic.
Why is everyone who comments from Las Vegas? I know I am from Vegas so that makes me somewhat of a hypocrite, but still are the comments fake?
Hi there Lily, my name is Jenny, the creator of this petition. The reason why all of these comments are from Las Vegas is because some of my close friends from my book club, who support my decision to start a petition to get rid of Iowa have decided to comment silly childish things and inside jokes of ours. While these comments are fake they are from real genuine people, who want to get rid of Iowa just like you! :-) Best regards, Jenny Lawerda
Dear Lily, I am in Jenny's book club and this all started when the pizza guy was complaining about traffic. Now I know this may sound weird but then Shirley Mickels started to complain about the traffic in Iowa. Next Betty chirped in and was talking about her bad experiences and then Maria and Hannah. They were frustrated by this state so we decided that we should start a petition. We next said that we should donate it to Canada or Michigan or something. So, this petition is real and might be able to happen, so the more signatures the better. Bye Loves, Nanria Shancres
my car broke down right in the middle of a corn field there and i had to walk for like 3 hours. worst state ever honestly just get rid of it already.
hi
all my homies hate iowa
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I have always hated Iowa! It is all because that is where my grandma lived and one year she forgot my birthday. That was tragic and I still have not gotten over it. Then my grandpa who also lived in Iowa died and i loved him. Then when I was flying to iowa i almost got struck by lightning.