Neopets has been SCIENTIFICALLY proven to turn my cousin's girlfriend into a furry, something that I know for a fact Jesus does not approve of. I've spoken with the big man upstairs at length about this, he agrees that something should be done. Obviously the most effective way to tackle any issue is to start an online petition, so that is what I've done. Please show this to members of your family that don't really understand the internet and are easily scared by things written in all caps or appearing on Fox News alongside ominous music. Together we can close down this harmless children's game.