I think only the staff are allowed to eat that flavor. I tried to get a job at Rita's but they didn't hire me because I looked too jealous.

The most important decision of 2019! Do it for the orphan kids who have no shoes and no dreams! They deserve cotton candy custard from Rita's!

I have been retained to defend the yacht owners of Rita's and hereby denounce all homeless kids and their wishes. All shoe-less hoppers are put on notice! Either you eat the vanilla or you are going to jail for a very, very long time! PS. Rita's serves Cotton Candy custard to all inmates throughout the continental United States, so there it that.

I need it my kids need it

I am little susie's other sock. Guess where I am susie!!!! I am SOAKED in COTTON CANDY CUSTARD and being used as a rag aboard the supersized yacht of Rita's owner. Who's homeless now?

Susan, you do have a home, and that wasn't a dead mouse, that was your sock! Your other shoe is in the closet. No Cotton Candy custard for you! I am glad that only the staff and yacht owners get to have it because you are a liar and hopper with one shoe!

Lol im gonna hack them

Why are they using Cotton Candy custard to clean the decking of their supersized yachts instead of letting us kids have it?!? I am an orphan, pretty dirty by most standards and have only one shoe. The shoe has a dead mouse in it so I can't even wear it, please give us kids Cotton Candy custard!