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Force Rita's to carry Cotton Candy Custard

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Alan Dershowitz
7 years ago

I have been retained to defend the yacht owners of Rita's and hereby denounce all homeless kids and their wishes. All shoe-less hoppers are put on notice! Either you eat the vanilla or you are going to jail for a very, very long time! PS. Rita's serves Cotton Candy custard to all inmates throughout the continental United States, so there it that.

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Some fake person that wabts cotten candy custard
7 years ago

I need it my kids need it

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sue sock
7 years ago

I am little susie's other sock. Guess where I am susie!!!! I am SOAKED in COTTON CANDY CUSTARD and being used as a rag aboard the supersized yacht of Rita's owner. Who's homeless now?

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Susie's mom
7 years ago

Susan, you do have a home, and that wasn't a dead mouse, that was your sock! Your other shoe is in the closet. No Cotton Candy custard for you! I am glad that only the staff and yacht owners get to have it because you are a liar and hopper with one shoe!

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Sweet sweet victary
7 years ago

Lol im gonna hack them

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susie
7 years ago

Why are they using Cotton Candy custard to clean the decking of their supersized yachts instead of letting us kids have it?!? I am an orphan, pretty dirty by most standards and have only one shoe. The shoe has a dead mouse in it so I can't even wear it, please give us kids Cotton Candy custard!

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Ur nuts
7 years ago

If they don’t do it ill kill my self

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Dr Steven Von Ricksbourg
7 years ago

I urge all of the owners of Ritas to use at least SPF 20 to protect their epidermis from too much sun exposure on their supersized yachts. If you do get wrinkles, you can always apply Cotton Candy Custard, because it is a miracle drug and could also be used to clean the composite decking on the ships.

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Ritas sucks
7 years ago

If they don’t do it ill kill my self

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todd
7 years ago

i will bring my dog to ritas and he will get the cotton candy custard because he has a big snout. his name is Jimmy Chew

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rascal
7 years ago

Even though my mom was in a horrible cotton candy accident, she had me sign this petition because she doesn't think it's fair that only the staff get to taste that flavor. She said her accident was both heaven and hell at the same time but she would do it all over again if she had the chance, just not in the pool.

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Tiffany
7 years ago Featured

I think only the staff are allowed to eat that flavor. I tried to get a job at Rita's but they didn't hire me because I looked too jealous.

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Billy
7 years ago

If they don't sell cotton candy custard I will be mad and probably go to bed early because it takes a lot out of you to stomp your feet if your shoes are heavy and boot-like.

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Tina
7 years ago

Thank you for doing this, Kevin!

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GORT
7 years ago

SCOOOT THE MGCOOT

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kevin blevenstein · petition starter
7 years ago Featured

The most important decision of 2019! Do it for the orphan kids who have no shoes and no dreams! They deserve cotton candy custard from Rita's!