Clay Helton has ruined USC football for me. I am done hearing him talk about how resiliant we are and how he has unwavering belief that we will come back every single game. USC should be blowing out these teams so badly that the opposing players want to switch to synchronized swimming.

I am so sick of Clay Helton that I just turned myself in as part of the cheating to get into USC scandal. TAKE AWAY MY DEGREE. I don’t want to be associated with Clay Helton anymore.

But actually, please sign this petition and force Clay to coach JV football instead of USC, before I get my degree taken away and fired from my job for lying on my resume.