Abolish the concept of time- NOW!
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We, the human species of Earth, demand that the concept of time be abolished immediately. Time is an unnatural idea that turns humans into robots. The humans of the planet Earth demand that all clocks be destroyed, as well as all calendars. We also demand that time travel be legalized, as well as teleportation.