hello friends. i have given this matter deliberating thoughts and have come to the conclusion that we must convince everyone that we need 8 days in a week. this will be hard, but with passion and purpose you can never fail.
with the constant stress and worries of having 8 courses in one term (what the hell bcit), we simply just need more time. the world is slowly dying and who knows how much longer we will be here for. give us more time. one more day. that's all we ask. if the world is going to end in 46 days (yes, I just googled "when is the world going to end") and 46 days is approximately 7 weeks, with the extra day per week, we will have 53 days. we will have a whole extra week to live! how exhilarating! no this may not be logical, but let's just pretend.
if we have 8 days a week, a week could look as follows:
monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, eloday, friday, saturday, sunday
we would only need every single person in the world to sign this petition in order for the higher lords aka "the government" to change all existing calendars and dates. #powertothepeople
diving deeper into this matter, and further into the depths of procrastination, I wondered to myself... why are there only 7 days a week? so I once again dived, into the deep blue internet, and found that: "The Babylonians, who lived in modern-day Iraq, were astute observers and interpreters of the heavens, and it is largely thanks to them that our weeks are seven days long. The reason they adopted the number seven was that they observed seven celestial bodies — the sun, the moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn" well what the hell you babylonians there are more planets and celestial bodies than that, get your eyes checked! fools!
how am I supposed to love someone 8 days a week if there are only 7 paul??
#eightdaysaweek
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January 25, 2021
The momentum is building fast. Eloday is becoming a real possibility.
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bruh 8 days? yes please my group project is drowning me right now lmao
just imagine what our future conversations will be like... hey soph when you free? oh hm well i'm not too busy on eloday let's go for tea!
I support this
That's what I meant when I said "so if you gimme just one night"
Very good idea, big brain
Agreed
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hello friends. i have given this matter deliberating thoughts and have come to the conclusion that we must convince everyone that we need 8 days in a week. this will be hard, but with passion and purpose you can never fail.
with the constant stress and worries of having 8 courses in one term (what the hell bcit), we simply just need more time. the world is slowly dying and who knows how much longer we will be here for. give us more time. one more day. that's all we ask. if the world is going to end in 46 days (yes, I just googled "when is the world going to end") and 46 days is approximately 7 weeks, with the extra day per week, we will have 53 days. we will have a whole extra week to live! how exhilarating! no this may not be logical, but let's just pretend.
if we have 8 days a week, a week could look as follows:
monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, eloday, friday, saturday, sunday
we would only need every single person in the world to sign this petition in order for the higher lords aka "the government" to change all existing calendars and dates. #powertothepeople
diving deeper into this matter, and further into the depths of procrastination, I wondered to myself... why are there only 7 days a week? so I once again dived, into the deep blue internet, and found that: "The Babylonians, who lived in modern-day Iraq, were astute observers and interpreters of the heavens, and it is largely thanks to them that our weeks are seven days long. The reason they adopted the number seven was that they observed seven celestial bodies — the sun, the moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn" well what the hell you babylonians there are more planets and celestial bodies than that, get your eyes checked! fools!
how am I supposed to love someone 8 days a week if there are only 7 paul??
#eightdaysaweek
Updates
January 25, 2021
The momentum is building fast. Eloday is becoming a real possibility.
13 Comments
eloday sounds like the perfect vibe for sleeping in and ignoring my inbox. make it happen.
bruh 8 days? yes please my group project is drowning me right now lmao
just imagine what our future conversations will be like... hey soph when you free? oh hm well i'm not too busy on eloday let's go for tea!
I support this
That's what I meant when I said "so if you gimme just one night"
Very good idea, big brain
Agreed
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eloday sounds like the perfect vibe for sleeping in and ignoring my inbox. make it happen.