Dear Avalon Beach Patrol,

There is no simpler way to describe your job than you are the babysitter of the beach. You have to make sure that we the people don’t die or wreck the the place. But right now you are like that baby sitter that makes the kids go to bed early and doesn't let them have dessert. Right now all of the kids think that you are no fun, and they want Mom and Dad at the Borough to fire you and hire a new sitter. The people of Avalon have had continuous problems with the way that you run the beach, make up rules along the way, disrespectfully interact with beachgoers and treat the people of the town. Many of them are asking that you be fired, and leadership be changed. So please, for everyone’s sake, make some changes. Hear the complaints and act on them. You have the power to make Avalon beaches a great place to work as a lifeguard and a great place to stay as a guest. So stop treating beachgoers and lifeguards as subjects in a monarchy, and start to treat them like friends. Hold public meetings and listen to the feedback of the people. Help us to make Avalon beaches a great place for everyone.

Sincerely,

The People of Avalon