Whereas, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) is owned by Canadian taxpayers. Whereas, Hockey Night in Canada is a television show on the CBC. Whereas, Bob Cole and Harry Neale are the main play-by-play and colour men for Hockey Night in Canada. Whereas, both men make repeated errors in identifying players, which two teams are actually playing, the score, who is being penalized, the rules, how much time is left on the clock, which city they are in, what day it is, when the next game will be, pronouncing player names, and so much more; We, the undersigned, demand that the CBC take immediate action and: 1) Permanently replace Bob Cole and Harry Neale, 2) Replace them with Jim Hughson and anyone other than Greg Millen (if it has to be a goalie, we will take John Garrett), 3) Re-hire Chris Cuthbert as the number two play-by-play man on the CBC, 4) Make Scott Oake ask relevant and worthwhile questions, 5) Take further measures, and permanently replace Don Cherry with Kelly Hrudey.