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FREE CHRIS FROM THE CHAINS OF SLAVERY

FREE CHRIS FROM THE CHAINS OF SLAVERY

Closed — 9 supporters Verified

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Christian C.
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Started by Anonymous 15 years, 4 months ago
Has anyone noticed that Chris Wies has had braces for an embarrassingly long time? Maybe with enough signatures, he will finally be encouraged to free himself of his insecurity that cripples the full attention of his fellacio skills. HELP CHANGE HIS LIFE.

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Sarah Edwards
15 years ago Featured

lmao this is so mean but also hes had them since freshman year?? time to let them go chris

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Mike Ford
15 years ago Featured

Poor guy. It honestly has been like 6 years now. Just let him take those things off already.