Whereas We have taken into Our Siiiiiiick Consideration the extensive and valuable Consideration of a baby who was born on the eve of the Red, White & Out of the Blue Boogie.

And being desirous that all Our loving SkyFam, as well of our Kingdom of Sickness, truly recognize and pay homage to our forefathers...

We, the homies, do herby petition that Nash be henceforth known as Goose.

Whereby his Brother’s name is, fittingly, Maverick.

We do hereby authorize, enjoin, and require the Parents Of the afrementioned to grant such Licences without Fee or Reward, taking especial Care to make his true name known to family and friends alike.

“Talk to me, Goose!”