Dear Carondelet President,

We believe the Cougar is a fantastic mascot, no doubt. However, we believe the mascot is out of date, and no longer represents the spirit of Carondelet. We offer a new alternative. Harambe of the Cincinnati Zoo of Cincinnati, Ohio, represents a modern idealism of martyrdom, innocence, and goodwill that is felt by the modern generation everywhere. He is the Christ figure of the modern era, and we believe he is a figure the modern generation can look up to and respect. We respectfully suggest that Carondelet adopt Harambe as the new school mascot.

Sincerely,

everybody