Kellogg's Bring Back The Toys
This has gone on too long. This travesty has to end. We want toys back in our cereal boxes. Failing that we'll take stickers. Yes it's not 1993 anymore but we'll even take a pog. I don't want my kids to have to grow up in a world without toys in cereal boxes. This is cruel and it needs to stop. Yes we've heard the rumors about kids swallowing the toys and dying but we believe in furthering our species and this is a great way to thin out the back half of the herd. I mean come on, what intelligent kid sticks a toy with instructions wrapped in plastic the size of thier fist into thier mouth. Your doing the world a favor. Give the people what they want and put toys back in those cereal boxes.