We’ve loved Sir Dave for ages. We started the company years ago with the sole aim of meeting him and only began making drinks because we realised it might take a while and we needed something to do.

So we've been trying to persuade @BBCEarth (the people behind Planet Earth) to bring Sir David Attenborough to our headquarters so we can shake his hand and get him to talk to us for hours on end. Today they said it would happen if we got one million signatures so that's what we're trying to do with this definitely legally-binding and in no way entirely futile petition.

Please sign it and help us realise our dream.