Inspired by Kim M and created by Dede S. We think the government should pay awkward people money-- for being awkward! Sign if you are awkward, know someone who is awkward, or simply support the money-earning qualities of awkward people.

Also, if enough money is raised through this and government action, Awkward People, Inc.'s first move will be to establish a Build-A-Boy Workshop in the KOP Mall. 

For those who don't swing in that direction, we shall put research into a Build-A-Babe Workshop.  But since that doesn't have quite such a nice ring to it, the first to be established will be the BOBW.  (Inspiration by Annie C)