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Add Greased up Hog Wrastlin' to PIAA Wrestling Rules

Add Greased up Hog Wrastlin' to PIAA Wrestling Rules

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Galactic s.
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Patrick D.
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Kylie D.
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Imma h.
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Jon A.
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Boogie K.
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Dad m.
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Oiled N.
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Big B.
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Outback s.
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Started by Dad Pants 9 years, 5 months ago

OK so hear me out. I feel like PIAA Wrestling is missing a key factor in the sport of wrestling. So here is my proposal. We need to add a new weight class to wrestling called "300 and up HOG". Instead of wrestling another human however, the 300 lb wrestler will be wrestling a large oiled up wild hog. The hog can be any sort of wild hog or pig it just can't have tusks. Also I feel the proper lubricant for the hog should be olive oil or butter. Once the hog is oiled up, the 300 lb wrestler will have ten minutes to buck tie the wild hog as it runs around the gym. Each school will have their own wild hog which trains with the team. Remember, having a speedy aggressive hog is just as important as having a savvy hog wrestler. If the 300 lb wrestler can successfully hog tie the wild hog, 6 points will be awarded to the team. If the hog eludes the wrestler for all ten minutes,than the 6 points will be awarded to the hogs team. Please sign my petition, it's what the people want to see.

5 Comments

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Jon Arbuckle
9 years ago Featured

I am just filled with excitement at the thought of watching such an activity. Really hope this petition goes through.

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Oiled N' Ready
9 years ago Featured

These are the issues that matter! Thank you for bringing this to everyone's attention.

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Imma hogg
9 years ago

Can we lather up that Hogg with motor oil?

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Big Beef Jenkins
9 years ago

I wanna wrestle me that hog.

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Outback steakhouse
9 years ago

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