Petition for Druid Justice
To the esteemed (and definitely benevolent) leadership of the guild,
We, the humble Druids, come before you with a simple request.
Having been denied the sacred right to roll on DST by the iron-fisted rule of our glorious tyrant, Korp, we have endured this injustice with grace, dignity, and only a reasonable amount of passive-aggressive shapeshifting.
For many moons we have watched others bask in the glory of their shiny Dragonspine Trophies while we stood on the sidelines, whispering, "Maybe next expansion."
Therefore, we respectfully petition that Druids receive priority on Madness as a small step toward restoring balance to the universe. We are not asking for revenge. We are asking for... reparations.
Let history remember that while Korp may have kept us DST-less, he could not keep our spirits broken.
Justice for Druids.
No more oppression.
Give us Madness.
Signed,
The DST-Deprived Druid Collective 🌿
DEDOU 4 MADNESS.