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Where We Goin’?

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Fleasonmuhcoochie McStankenstein
6 years ago Featured

Do dat boat be habbin a crane dat can liffs muh self up on de boat? I only weighs 800 pounds. Do dat boat gots room serbice so I kin gits muh food deliberd to muh room? I gots ta eat six times a day but I ain't payin' ya'll nuthin' so don't be axin' fo' muh EBT card!

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KKK
6 years ago

You will need a supply ship full of KFC, newports, grape kool-aid, 9mm ammo, food stamps, waddymelon, malt likka, blunt wrappers, corn bread, and crack pipes to follow that cruise ship around. You run out of any of those, and you don't stand a chance of coming out of it alive. The nigggers will riot and burn the ship.

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Bunba McRapeape
6 years ago

dis a gud idea nigggggaz sence blaq man inbent eberythang we kan build som more pureimids n inbent then cure cansir n sheeeeiit witout dem debil whit man to taek kredet. Bot we need gibs, neegs cant inbent jack widout chiggun!

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Moon Man
6 years ago

Merry Christmas, nigggers! I’m just kidding, you are all dirty nigggers and I wouldn’t wish any of you a merry anything unless it’s going straight to hell or Africa!

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Da Rev Al
6 years ago

Alla dem crakas in hymietown lookout! We beez makin da Wakana! Da balck man be ryzing agin!

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Maxine Watters
6 years ago

I'z fo dis petion to pass!! Impeac da racissms!

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Mel Gibson
6 years ago

You know what I think...

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MashaPak
6 years ago

I fully agree with HonkeyMcWhipcracker. Dump the nigggaboos off at eighty kilometres distance from the shore, go back and pick up more nigggaboos!

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MissBlackUniverse
6 years ago

I beez' wearin' tha crown an' ah aint conversatin' 'bout Crown Royal Black, dat's my bae's drank, he luvs to po' it up Maing

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Auntie Loiquishian'Nique
6 years ago

Woody be a cheatin foo. Woody wy u messin wif all da wimmens on dat boat, u triflin muffugin' foo, I'z be a proud black wommin and sheeit, don't be doin me like dat

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'sup Maing
6 years ago

I hav came on this here site now and I wanna go onna boat trip but it aint free, kin I brang my auntie she havva cash mony fo me and her bofe, na-mean? Nowhumsayn?

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Nigger Lover Brett Kavanaugh
6 years ago

Question: You are trapped on a ship in the ocean and someone steps on Tyrone's Jordans. Tyrone and his homies start shooting the place up. Where ya going to run to then spook?

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Lardassia Whalebutt
6 years ago

If you beez dumpin me in dat ocean, I’d be causing a massive tsunami that would ruin the nearest city! Ah hopes dat boat will have lots of scrimps and fried chiggun to stuff my 1,000 pound arse before the niggger tsunami disaster strikes!

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Honkey McWhip Cracker
6 years ago

as soon as the ship reaches 50 miles have it dump its contents and redeploy to port for another load

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GoldTeefnSheit
6 years ago

Do dat ship hav da collard greens and cornbread and fried catfish and chitterlings and neckbones and drank, fo iff’n it do, den I go too numsane?

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NigTavious GorillaFart
6 years ago

What be the weight limit on dis boat? My bae Shonuffias ass is REAL BIG, she beez about 600 pounds.

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Leroy DaCoon
6 years ago

U be taking EBT fo dis boat ride?

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LaQueefia Coochstank
6 years ago

We beez needing some Popeyes chiggun sammiches and some Glocks on dat boat so we can get our chimpout on!

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MUHcootchie Beez Itchy
6 years ago

I sho hopes day beez havin some herpes medicine on dat boat, I needs me some! Word! Gnomesayin?

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SweetTaterPie
6 years ago

Bae I at work all day and u be at home sittin around just bein’ a hoe, why u play me like dat