Dear Sen. McCain: We urge you to select Louisiana Senator David Vitter (R-LA) for your running mate in 2008. He has the important qualities that make him the best Republican contender for Vice President: 1. He is young 2. He is from the south 3. He is a social conservative 4. He is a confirmed hypocrite Additionally, because of his history with prostitutes (DC Madam and in Louisiana), he has experience with vice. Vitter puts the \"VICE\" in Vice President. For the sake of Louisianans who are working very hard to recover from Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, we urge you not to take our recently elected Governor Bobby Jindal just months after taking office. We need to keep him in place because he might actually get something done. We are willing to part, however, with Sen. Vitter. Please make Sen. David Vitter your running mate in 2008.