Bring your Indian restaurant to downtown Dayton, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear owners of Amar, Ajanta, Maharaja, Jeet, India Chaat, or any other Indian culinary entrepreneur out there:
We the undersigned residents, workers, and/or frequent visitors of Greater Downtown Dayton, do hereby request that you open a new location in the center of town. We're desperate for some saucy spicy goodness around here and we're sick of driving out to the end of the earth to get it. We promise you'll be the most popular thing around, especially if you include a lunch buffet, and maybe some of those little fennel candies at the register.
Here, we've already picked out a location for you! There's a brand new building being built on Warren Street, and some of us in the South Park neighborhood really want to walk there. It's right across from the hospital - think about all the doctors that will eat there! 50 luxury apartments upstairs. CoCo's has a great thing going next door - you're next! Just call Bill at 426.3577 and he'll hook you up with the space.
Respectfully but hungrily,