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Uninvent Physics
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Ever since Physics got invented, Steven's dad lost the ability to time travel, travel via another dimension, finesse the slipper, walk to school uphill both ways 26 hours a day on one foot. We must uninvent Physics!!!
Also, high school students won't have to suffer from Physics class again...
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November 22, 2021
I really never thought this would gain any traction but here we are and honestly it feels like the universe is finally listening. It is wild to see so many of you fed up with the laws of gravity because really who actually needs them anyway when we could just be floating.
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We need to uninvent physics because then Steven's dad can go uphill both ways to school again!!!!!
Please uninvent physics I want revenge on Steven’s dad because I couldn’t beat him even with nunchucks
I miss being able to cook minute rice in -2 seconds
Plz uninvent physics!
uninvent physics for more hawk tuah
Failures together strong
physics=FAILURE haiiyyaaaa
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Uninvent Physics
Final supporters
Ever since Physics got invented, Steven's dad lost the ability to time travel, travel via another dimension, finesse the slipper, walk to school uphill both ways 26 hours a day on one foot. We must uninvent Physics!!!
Also, high school students won't have to suffer from Physics class again...
Updates
November 22, 2021
I really never thought this would gain any traction but here we are and honestly it feels like the universe is finally listening. It is wild to see so many of you fed up with the laws of gravity because really who actually needs them anyway when we could just be floating.
29 Comments
A rarely known fact is that I actually went to the same school as Steven's dad. I miss travelling through 3 dimensions to get to school... *sigh*
We need to uninvent physics because then Steven's dad can go uphill both ways to school again!!!!!
Please uninvent physics I want revenge on Steven’s dad because I couldn’t beat him even with nunchucks
I miss being able to cook minute rice in -2 seconds
Plz uninvent physics!
uninvent physics for more hawk tuah
Failures together strong
physics=FAILURE haiiyyaaaa
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A rarely known fact is that I actually went to the same school as Steven's dad. I miss travelling through 3 dimensions to get to school... *sigh*