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Julian Needs Help

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We've all seen what Julian's been tweeting lately. "Twyttor"? "Na'mean"? "Deciphering porn on a scrambled cable channel"? No one's said anything, but we're all thinking it: this is not normal. No average human would feel the need to point out how hot "that vodka robot" is. Whether it be that he has developed an addiction to snorting unicorn dust, or that his brain cells have resorted to devouring each other as a result of watching too many Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials, or from all those years of drunk faxing, we cannot be sure. However, it is universally agreed upon that his behavior is not normal and is most certainly not healthy. This petition will hopefully, over time, grant the opportunity for Mr. Casablancas to get the medical attention he desperately needs and aid him along the road to recovery.


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