Help Bring Troy Davis Back From The Dead
The state of Georgia executed Troy Davis on September 21, 2011 despite serious doubts about his guilt. He may now be dead, but it is not too late for him to be un-dead.
TAKE A STAND FOR TROY DAVIS. PLEDGE TO FIGHT TO ABOLISH DEATH.
Whether we need to make a pact with a sorcerer, devil, God or manager of a radioactive facility, I believe that becoming a zombie (or, possibly for comedy sake, reincarnated as an English-speaking squirrel) is the best route, at this point, for Troy Davis to pursue the trial he deserved before his full sentence was delivered.
I PLEDGE TO DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO BRING BACK TROY DAVIS FROM THE DEAD.
(Preferential status is as a normal, fully-functioning alive, resurrected human being, but consideration for un-dead, zombie, or reincarnation as a higher-order mammal will also be given.)