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Toyota Paint Problems

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WIFE
8 months ago

My husband prints a magazine called MULE MONTHLY. It's a DONKEY PORN magazine! He hooks the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their GENITALS so they can get a BONER! He then takes pictures of the donkeys GENITALS. Pretty sick stuff.

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BOL L GOL
8 months ago

Like a plaque of boils, these SPICS/BEANERS infest this country!

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SHOPPING LIST
8 months ago

Things to buy---- 1. 10 bottles of vodka. 2. A box of condoms. 3. Pantie shields. 4. The WH0RE at the corner.

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VAUGHN
8 months ago

I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor, or P'Chan! I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son or Dornar and Ansha!

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REX LINN
8 months ago

Hey diddle diddle. The cat played the fiddle. My wife F**KED the retard boy next door!

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REX LINN
8 months ago

The cats in the cradle with the silver spoon. Little boy blue and the man on the moon-- MY WIFE F**KED THE RETARD BOY AGAIN!

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EVIL FUCK
8 months ago

When I play GTA: SAN ANDREAS, I use the combine harvester to run over people, chop em up and spit em out like crap! The combine harvester was meant for farming and helping people. But I weaponized it as a tool for evil!

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Leroy Kedge
8 months ago

Roof paint is fading, the paint on the rest of the truck looks okay

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YOLANDA
8 months ago

You see what you wrote on my petition? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I KILL YOU DEAD!

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ZOHRAN MAMDANI
8 months ago

NO MORE JEWISH RIGHT MOVEMENTS!!!

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CHICKEN BABY
8 months ago

The cities in GTA: SAN ANDREAS are too scary. Gangs, Dr*gs, Bad girls looking for premarital sex. I just stay at The Truths weed farm,it's safe. I never did find out how the game ends. TOO SCARY!

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VIDEO GAME FAG
8 months ago

I beat the SUPPLY LINES mission in GTA: SAN ANDREAS on the FIRST TRY! You C0CK SUCKERS jealous? My friends say I'm full of crap!

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CATALINA PUSHOG
8 months ago

I warned you, you stupid b*tch! STUPID F**KING B*TCH! EAT MY SCHIT!!

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STAR TREK
8 months ago

Space--the final frontier. These are the voyages of my PENIS! It's continuing mission-- to seek out strange new V@GINAS. To boldly go where no PENIS has gone before!

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CHICKEN BABY
8 months ago

I was watching the season 3 finale of THE WALK*NG DEAD. When I saw the Governor open fire on his own soldiers, I was in shock! I had food in my mouth but my mouth was open in shock. I closed my eyes and covered my ears. NO MORE WALK*NG DEAD!

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SEYMOUR
8 months ago

I washed another of my baby bl@nkies. Today I had JOSH HORROCKS, son of Sharon Horrocks who worked at Proctor and Gamble to sit on my freshly washed bl@nkey. JOSHIE was wearing tight black leggings. His round apple honey was so firm and his butt crack was showing. When Josh sat down on bl@nkey he wiggled his cute young boy butt around on bl@nkey. An hour later he went home. I smelled my bl@nkey where JOSHIE'S butt cheeks were forged in bl@nkey. His butt smell took over for the detergent smell.

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SEYMOUR
8 months ago

I washed my baby bl@nkey today. My girlfriend found out and came over to sit on bl@nkey. She says my baby bl@nkey is so soft on her apple honey after being washed. Today she pulled her yoga pants and her THONG down and sat on my washed bl@nkey! After an hour she got off bl@nkey! I smelled my bl@nkey after her sexy ass forged him. Instead of smelling like fabric softener, my bl@nkey had her cantaloupe melon and perfume butt smell!

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REX LINN
8 months ago

Hey diddle-diddle. The cat played the fiddle. My wife F**KED the RETARD boy next door!

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LEFT WING LIBERAL PUSHOG
8 months ago

We need a new HOLOCAUST: A trump supporter Holocaust. Just put them in the gas CHAMBER! SEIGHEIL! BLITZKREIG!

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FEKKISH
8 months ago

I give my FAGG0T boss a hard time. I tell him he's good at staring at underage boys in TIGHT DENIM SHORTS He's good at SUCKING C0CK. Today I get my first unemployment check. Sad.