I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN FLAG! My kids were so ashamed, they don't even look at me. Sad!
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WIFE
2 years ago
I sent my husband to go GROCERY shopping, but instead, he came home with: PLAYBOY MAGAZINES, CONDOMS, PANTIE SHIELDS, 10 BOTTLES OF VODKA! I don't know what he got planned, and I don't wanna know. Yeah.
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LEECOW
2 years ago
AUTOMATIC CEASE
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CHICKEN BABY
2 years ago
I can't watch that ST*R TR*K G*NERATIONS movie! When the saucer section is about to crash and Riker yells: ALL HANDS, BRACE FOR IMPACT, I actually wet my pants! I still have nightmares! NO MORE MOVIE!
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OLD HAG
2 years ago
I went on THE PRICE IS RIGHT back in 1972, and my showcase was worth a SCUM-SUCKIN' $1,332 bucks. CHEAP F**KS!
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Charmaine
2 years ago
Because HER SON stole somebody's dr*gs---CR*CK-- and smoked it up! He got h*gh 14 times in a row, nobody would take him in!
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SEYMOUR
2 years ago
ALYSSA STELLA is a sexy cheerleader. She went to PITTSTON AREA. I gave her the answers to a test so she can pass, and in return, she agreed to sit on my yellow baby bl@nkey! Her gorgeous firm thighs are so firm and have a almost sun burn tan as she sits on bl@nkey in her cheerleader uniform. When she gets up, I always sm*ll bl@nkey. Her perfume butt sm*ll is so sweet and soothing on bl@nkey! When I sleep at night, I know ALYSSA STELLA sexy butt cheeks and tan thighs sat on bl@nkey, and her perfume butt sm*ll is on bl@nkey!
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SEYMOUR
2 years ago
ALYSSA STELLA is a sexy cheerleader. She went to PITTSTON AREA. I gave her the answers to a test so she can pass, and in return, she agreed to sit on my yellow baby bl@nkey in her cheerleader uniform. She's sitting on my bl@nkey now. Her gorgeous almost sun burned tan thighs so firm on bl@nkey crushing him. When she gets up, I always sm*ll my bl@nkey after being forged by ALYSSA STELLA butt and thighs. Her sexy perfume butt sm*ll is so sweet and soothing. When I sleep with my bl@nkey at night, I get goosebumps knowing that's ALYSSA STELLA sexy butt smell on bl@nkey!
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Pam Pucklewicz
2 years ago
2013 Rav 4
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Matt Thomas
2 years ago
I have a 2018 Tacoma 4 door and have PENIS failure on drivers rear door. I feel C0CK find its way up my ass!
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Matt thomas
2 years ago
I have a 2018 tacoma 4 door and have paint failure on drivers rear door . I feel that for the price you pay for a truck this should be taken care of .
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Sascha Baricon
2 years ago
I had gas today, so, this isn't SPLIT-PEA SOUP in my pants!
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DUKE
2 years ago
I told the guys, I have to go home. I have FRESH PU$$Y waiting for me in bed!
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WIFE
2 years ago
I can't go to this party! I'm on my PERIOD---I have a BUSH----
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Malissa Shifflett
2 years ago
I have paint peeling of my 2012 RAV4. It's chipped in different spots, like my PU$$Y!!!
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Malissa Shifflett
2 years ago
I have paint peeling of my 2012 RAV4. It’s chipped In different spots
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FATHER
2 years ago
My BASTARD SON and his ASS H0LE FRIEND laugh at my brain farts. They asked me to name an animal with 3 letters in its name, I said: ALLIGATOR! Little FAGG0TS couldn't stop laughing!
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BUBBA
2 years ago
For my last year high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a loud wet fart, I lost again!
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SURGICAL PROCEDURES
2 years ago
After victims have been injected with nanoprobes, they are taken to an assimilation facility where they undergo major surgical alterations to complete their assimilation and become a full Borg drone.
I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN FLAG! My kids were so ashamed, they don't even look at me. Sad!
I sent my husband to go GROCERY shopping, but instead, he came home with: PLAYBOY MAGAZINES, CONDOMS, PANTIE SHIELDS, 10 BOTTLES OF VODKA! I don't know what he got planned, and I don't wanna know. Yeah.
AUTOMATIC CEASE
I can't watch that ST*R TR*K G*NERATIONS movie! When the saucer section is about to crash and Riker yells: ALL HANDS, BRACE FOR IMPACT, I actually wet my pants! I still have nightmares! NO MORE MOVIE!
I went on THE PRICE IS RIGHT back in 1972, and my showcase was worth a SCUM-SUCKIN' $1,332 bucks. CHEAP F**KS!
Because HER SON stole somebody's dr*gs---CR*CK-- and smoked it up! He got h*gh 14 times in a row, nobody would take him in!
ALYSSA STELLA is a sexy cheerleader. She went to PITTSTON AREA. I gave her the answers to a test so she can pass, and in return, she agreed to sit on my yellow baby bl@nkey! Her gorgeous firm thighs are so firm and have a almost sun burn tan as she sits on bl@nkey in her cheerleader uniform. When she gets up, I always sm*ll bl@nkey. Her perfume butt sm*ll is so sweet and soothing on bl@nkey! When I sleep at night, I know ALYSSA STELLA sexy butt cheeks and tan thighs sat on bl@nkey, and her perfume butt sm*ll is on bl@nkey!
ALYSSA STELLA is a sexy cheerleader. She went to PITTSTON AREA. I gave her the answers to a test so she can pass, and in return, she agreed to sit on my yellow baby bl@nkey in her cheerleader uniform. She's sitting on my bl@nkey now. Her gorgeous almost sun burned tan thighs so firm on bl@nkey crushing him. When she gets up, I always sm*ll my bl@nkey after being forged by ALYSSA STELLA butt and thighs. Her sexy perfume butt sm*ll is so sweet and soothing. When I sleep with my bl@nkey at night, I get goosebumps knowing that's ALYSSA STELLA sexy butt smell on bl@nkey!
2013 Rav 4
I have a 2018 Tacoma 4 door and have PENIS failure on drivers rear door. I feel C0CK find its way up my ass!
I have a 2018 tacoma 4 door and have paint failure on drivers rear door . I feel that for the price you pay for a truck this should be taken care of .
I had gas today, so, this isn't SPLIT-PEA SOUP in my pants!
I told the guys, I have to go home. I have FRESH PU$$Y waiting for me in bed!
I can't go to this party! I'm on my PERIOD---I have a BUSH----
I have paint peeling of my 2012 RAV4. It's chipped in different spots, like my PU$$Y!!!
I have paint peeling of my 2012 RAV4. It’s chipped In different spots
My BASTARD SON and his ASS H0LE FRIEND laugh at my brain farts. They asked me to name an animal with 3 letters in its name, I said: ALLIGATOR! Little FAGG0TS couldn't stop laughing!
For my last year high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a loud wet fart, I lost again!
After victims have been injected with nanoprobes, they are taken to an assimilation facility where they undergo major surgical alterations to complete their assimilation and become a full Borg drone.
My paint is coming off in my 2014 Toyota V@GINA!