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CHICKEN BABY
2 years ago

When I play GTA: SAN ANDREAS, I just hide at the truth's weed farm, the cities are too scary. Besides, out in the woods, away from the gangs, is beautiful. I don't play the game; don't know how it even ends!

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SADISTIC FUCK
2 years ago

When I play CALL OF DUTY WW2, In the bunker, I allow the German soldier to stab my character! He's wounded on the ground, screaming NO---as the German stabs his beyonet in my character! I watch the character I play as get stabbed over and over screaming NO! I get so HORNY!

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CORRUGATED BRANPUFFS
2 years ago

LOU: I'm doing grocery shopping. Let's add it up on my calculator: $2,75 times 12 boxes of cereal equals---$53,418>! G0DDAMN! WHAT THE--?!

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SODIUM PENTOTHAL
2 years ago

My daughter has an amazing pair of TITIES and thighs that make you wanna stand up and BEG for BUTTER MILK!

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SAKKATH
2 years ago

Can I make you a CAPPUCCINO?

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Lisa Kramer sexy little albino woman
2 years ago

I love being a Borg drone. I overpower my guy victims and inject my assimilation tubules from my first two left hand fingers into their necks. Not only do I inject nanoprobes from my blood stream into theirs, but also a paralyzing agent so my guy victims cant fight back. No wonder I'm still single at 44 and untouched!

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DOOR AJAR
2 years ago

When I met A.J. Cook from Criminal Minds, I asked if I could SM*LL HER BUTT!

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MR OSATO
2 years ago

Such bad luck! Must of SN*FFED WRONG PANTIES!

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Brenda Tyler
2 years ago

2013 RAV4 Peeling on Top in sheets!!!

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MING LEE
2 years ago

Boyfriend-San! Boyfriend-San?

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james p callas
2 years ago

2017 Tacoma - peeling paint!

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FEKKISH
2 years ago

My wife told me, I need to get a job and help pay some bills. I told her: YOU'RE A SQUAWKING PARROT, YOU'RE AN ANT!

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SINGER
2 years ago

Singing: Ay, Yi, yi, yi, slustrin' and le glory. I don't know about pechu--(EXPLOSION)(SINGING STOPPED)

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DOMINGO
2 years ago

My son is retarded, he's in a wheelchair or something.

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joseph Brooks
2 years ago

2012 Toyota Corolla Super White peeling.

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EL RATTA
2 years ago

My nickname is "The Rat". I inform the Police when my neighbors and friends do something wrong.

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CONSOLIDATED LARD
2 years ago

When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into the 5, 6, and 7XL size panties, YOU'RE A F**KING PIG!

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GUY
2 years ago

I'm going to count to TREE. ONE---! You think I'm bluffing? I'll do it. I'm not afraid. ONE----!

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Lisa Kramer sexy little albino woman
2 years ago

I live at 76 BREESE street in wYOMING, PA. I watched that M*TCH GAME 77 episode with the super match question HAVANA_______. BR*TT S*MERS couldn't think of an answer, she was just rambling on, then the time's up buzzer rang. I got scared and jumped when he times up buzzer rang. They never did that when the celebrities tried to give a super match answer. I still get nightmares of that episode.

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CHICKEN BABY
2 years ago

I was watching M*TCH GAME 77. The super Match question was HAVANA______. The guy called on BR*TT S*MERS, but she couldn't come up with an answer. G*NE RAYB*RN and the others were trying to come up with an answer, they were all just being rambunctious. Then the judge rang the time's up buzzer. G*NE sounded so sad as he said times up. The buzzer shut them up. Too scary of an episode, NO MORE M*TCH G*ME,