That last guy was so full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
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MAD
3 years ago
I got this call about a boat I supposedly won. When I went down to claim it, it was a police sting! YOU FU¢KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
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FATHER
3 years ago
My brain farts never end! My son and his friend asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name! I said ALLIGATOR! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
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PigWart
3 years ago
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
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LEECOW
3 years ago
My girlfriend, KATIE SEARFOSS, was a Borg drone. She told me she use to overpower men and inject her assimilation tubules into their necks. She filled up their bloodstream with her nanoprobes from her bloodstream!
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
When my boss didn't give me that raise, I punched him in the face! The police told me if I punched him just a little harder I would of driven his bones up into his cerebellum!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
For my birthday, Aunt Debbie wore her skin tight leather dress! She said she was also wearing her new LEATHER BRA and LEATHER PANTY set!
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FATHER
3 years ago
I wrote my son a poem! It goes: Our love is like a flower, it grows with every hour!
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JAYDEN and JAGGER SIZEMORE
3 years ago
Hey, old man! Just die already! We want your FU¢KING MONEY!!!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
Looks like that TOM SIZEMORE CA-CA is near his EXPIRATION DATE! Happy holidays to his family!♥️
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McNulty
3 years ago
My wife thinks I need therapy. I like watching people being EXECUTED, gunshot wound to the head.
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WIFE
3 years ago
I found my husband on the ground with puncture wounds on his neck. Katie Searfoss said she injected her nanoprobes into his bloodstream. He's becoming a drone.
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
I'm in trouble! I was pretending my dad's nail gun was a real gun, I was firing it outside and my neighbor got a nail in his eye!
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
I thought we had a president named USELESS S GRANT. What kind of name is ULYSSES?!
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JOKE MAN
3 years ago
What did Tennessee? The same as Arkansas. Wha--?!
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KaSnarely Retardly
3 years ago
I can't get laid. Not with a name like mine☹️
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ETHAN
3 years ago
My dear, you've seen the last of that green-eyed PUSHOG known as racism.
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Ethan
3 years ago
(bowling ball goes flying)
I hope that crushed your skull KAZON PUSHOG!!!
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Scott MacDonald
3 years ago
My wife isn't cooperating. I'm scheduling her for a PROCEDURE.
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Scott MacDonald
3 years ago
My wife still isn't cooperating. She needs another PROCEDURE!
That last guy was so full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
I got this call about a boat I supposedly won. When I went down to claim it, it was a police sting! YOU FU¢KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
My brain farts never end! My son and his friend asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name! I said ALLIGATOR! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
My girlfriend, KATIE SEARFOSS, was a Borg drone. She told me she use to overpower men and inject her assimilation tubules into their necks. She filled up their bloodstream with her nanoprobes from her bloodstream!
When my boss didn't give me that raise, I punched him in the face! The police told me if I punched him just a little harder I would of driven his bones up into his cerebellum!
For my birthday, Aunt Debbie wore her skin tight leather dress! She said she was also wearing her new LEATHER BRA and LEATHER PANTY set!
I wrote my son a poem! It goes: Our love is like a flower, it grows with every hour!
Hey, old man! Just die already! We want your FU¢KING MONEY!!!
Looks like that TOM SIZEMORE CA-CA is near his EXPIRATION DATE! Happy holidays to his family!♥️
My wife thinks I need therapy. I like watching people being EXECUTED, gunshot wound to the head.
I found my husband on the ground with puncture wounds on his neck. Katie Searfoss said she injected her nanoprobes into his bloodstream. He's becoming a drone.
I'm in trouble! I was pretending my dad's nail gun was a real gun, I was firing it outside and my neighbor got a nail in his eye!
I thought we had a president named USELESS S GRANT. What kind of name is ULYSSES?!
What did Tennessee? The same as Arkansas. Wha--?!
I can't get laid. Not with a name like mine☹️
My dear, you've seen the last of that green-eyed PUSHOG known as racism.
(bowling ball goes flying) I hope that crushed your skull KAZON PUSHOG!!!
My wife isn't cooperating. I'm scheduling her for a PROCEDURE.
My wife still isn't cooperating. She needs another PROCEDURE!