Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and le glory. I don't know about pechu--(explosion)
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Gnome
3 years ago
Brooke Consenza assimilated me without hestitaion. When she injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, she never smiled or showed emotion. She rested my body on the ground and walked away!
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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago
Ya. I was assimilated by Brooke Consenza the other day. Her assimilation tubules in my neck made me weak. I rested my face in her chest and licked her cleavage!
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Lance
3 years ago
Brooke Consenza was only 85 pounds but she overpowered me since she's a Borg drone. She knew she was stronger. She just gave me a dirty look when she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck!
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STERLING MACCER MCFAGGOT
3 years ago
I didn't know that Brooke Consenza was a Borg drone. When I smelled her panty in the hamper, she grabbed me and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck!
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Celine Widdick
3 years ago
I'm only 85 pounds and 4 feet 9 inches tall. But I'm a Borg drone. I overpower men and assimilate them. Guys rub my ass when my assimilation tubules are in their necks injecting my nanoprobes into them!
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Lamaar Jones
3 years ago
I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass. But this eighty year old lady robbed me. The homies threw me out of the hood!
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WAHLMACK
3 years ago
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life in prison rotting like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
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Marlon
3 years ago
In Tahiti they have these specially trained dogs that steal sexy womens panties. It's amazing. Wonderful dogs.
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Mosquito Valentino
3 years ago
I tried fighting LAUREL BOEDEKER ANTHONY even though she's fat and a Borg tactical drone. Once she got her right arm around me, it was over. She injected her thick assimilation tubules into my neck. I lost consciousness and she rested me on the ground. She didn't show any remorse.
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Vanessa O Cunt
3 years ago
My husband cheated on me again! I'm gonna CHEMICALLY CASTRATE him!
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARR'S brother. RINGO & DINGO!
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FATHER
3 years ago
I let my son have a party today. Then at work, I received a call from the Police about an INDECENT SEX ACT at the party! JUNIOR! I'm going to SNAP YOUR BALLS OFF!
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KANG
3 years ago
I met one of the ALBINO'S discarded wife's. I felt sorry for her, the ALBINO is a scumbag. I took her in, fed her, clothed her. But she still feared the ALBINO!
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WIFE
3 years ago
My husband has a bad temper. When I came home and saw our glass table was broken and glass everywhere. I asked him if the table did something wrong?
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Quinn
3 years ago
DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER is a sexy Borg drone, I allowed her to assimilate me. When she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck, I grabbed her ass. She told me she's wearing LEATHER PANTIES!
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FATHER
3 years ago
My 6-year-old son got his hands on matches again! That's three fires this week in our house! I'm gonna break his little fingers--uh
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
My Aunt Debbie is sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her LEOPARD sweat pants. She says she's also wearing LEOPARD PANTIES! Im getting so horny!
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
My wife got mugged today. It was me that mugged her. Except, I didn't want her money, I wanted her undies. I made her pull her pink lace thong down in public!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
After I won the lottery, I told my boss to PUCKER UP AND KISS MY ASS!
Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and le glory. I don't know about pechu--(explosion)
Brooke Consenza assimilated me without hestitaion. When she injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, she never smiled or showed emotion. She rested my body on the ground and walked away!
Ya. I was assimilated by Brooke Consenza the other day. Her assimilation tubules in my neck made me weak. I rested my face in her chest and licked her cleavage!
Brooke Consenza was only 85 pounds but she overpowered me since she's a Borg drone. She knew she was stronger. She just gave me a dirty look when she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck!
I didn't know that Brooke Consenza was a Borg drone. When I smelled her panty in the hamper, she grabbed me and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck!
I'm only 85 pounds and 4 feet 9 inches tall. But I'm a Borg drone. I overpower men and assimilate them. Guys rub my ass when my assimilation tubules are in their necks injecting my nanoprobes into them!
I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass. But this eighty year old lady robbed me. The homies threw me out of the hood!
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life in prison rotting like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
In Tahiti they have these specially trained dogs that steal sexy womens panties. It's amazing. Wonderful dogs.
I tried fighting LAUREL BOEDEKER ANTHONY even though she's fat and a Borg tactical drone. Once she got her right arm around me, it was over. She injected her thick assimilation tubules into my neck. I lost consciousness and she rested me on the ground. She didn't show any remorse.
My husband cheated on me again! I'm gonna CHEMICALLY CASTRATE him!
I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARR'S brother. RINGO & DINGO!
I let my son have a party today. Then at work, I received a call from the Police about an INDECENT SEX ACT at the party! JUNIOR! I'm going to SNAP YOUR BALLS OFF!
I met one of the ALBINO'S discarded wife's. I felt sorry for her, the ALBINO is a scumbag. I took her in, fed her, clothed her. But she still feared the ALBINO!
My husband has a bad temper. When I came home and saw our glass table was broken and glass everywhere. I asked him if the table did something wrong?
DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER is a sexy Borg drone, I allowed her to assimilate me. When she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck, I grabbed her ass. She told me she's wearing LEATHER PANTIES!
My 6-year-old son got his hands on matches again! That's three fires this week in our house! I'm gonna break his little fingers--uh
My Aunt Debbie is sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her LEOPARD sweat pants. She says she's also wearing LEOPARD PANTIES! Im getting so horny!
My wife got mugged today. It was me that mugged her. Except, I didn't want her money, I wanted her undies. I made her pull her pink lace thong down in public!
After I won the lottery, I told my boss to PUCKER UP AND KISS MY ASS!