I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son of Dornar and Ansha.
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SHOPPING LIST
3 years ago
1. A box of
2. Ten bottles of vodka
3. The WH0RE at the corner
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KaSnarely Retardly
3 years ago
Star trek discovery got cancelled! Good riddance to that FAGG0T show! I'm hungry.
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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago
My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. When she saw the pole the firefighters use, she thought it was a STRIPPER'S POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread open! It was a disgrace!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I've been charged with 139 counts of smelling women's asses!
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FREDDY BISTROW
3 years ago
I thought I could fight Joe Casale of Pittston, Pennsylvania, even though he's a fat, Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. He held me with his right arm, made his left hand in a fist at my neck and injected his thick assimilation tubules in my neck. I just rubbed his ass while being assimilated. I'm becoming a drone.
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Mosquito Valentino
3 years ago
I'm just a lab rat to my . She's implanting NANO-CORTICAL FIBERS in my brain. She's going to irradiate my brain cells. Farewell!
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Anonymous Andy
3 years ago
Whoever wrote that McKean comment, I'm not amused. Those words make me feel like throwing up!
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McKean
3 years ago
Which are you....
A. SPIC
B. GUIDO
C. FAGG0T
D. N-I-G-G-E-R
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ENTERTAINMENT
3 years ago
We now return to Gilligan's island
MARY ANN: my entire lingerie collection is missing!
THE SKIPPER: somebody stole those panties.
(Canned laughter)
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Billy Bob
3 years ago
I snorted some bad mugwort!
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Garth
3 years ago
Mike! The next time you feel the urge to steal my wife's panties, remember this: I can erase you from history. It would be as though you never existed!
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Celine Widdick
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I wear XS small panties!
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JOKE MAN
3 years ago
My wife said her skin was feeling ROUGH. Then I said, Oh, ROUGH, just the way her mother likes it!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner, but I picked up the hot boiling pot and dropped it! Pot made a loud banging sound. Hot water and potatoes everywhere!
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FARMER DUMB ASS
3 years ago
Do watermelon plants need a lot of water?
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PHIL
3 years ago
This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!
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JAYDEN and JAGGER SIZEMORE
3 years ago
We're the sons of Tom Sizemore. Our father finally died. We thought he'd never go, the old SKINFLINT! We get his money! He made a loud wet fart sound as he EXPIRED!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
TOM SIZEMORE is a worthless corpse now! He's probably being gutted and drained of blood like a fish! Happy holidays to his family!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
TOM SIZEMORE FINALLY DIED!!! Break out the beer and cook up the spicy paraka wings. We're having a party! Enjoy hell SIZEMORE!
I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son of Dornar and Ansha.
1. A box of 2. Ten bottles of vodka 3. The WH0RE at the corner
Star trek discovery got cancelled! Good riddance to that FAGG0T show! I'm hungry.
My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. When she saw the pole the firefighters use, she thought it was a STRIPPER'S POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread open! It was a disgrace!
I've been charged with 139 counts of smelling women's asses!
I thought I could fight Joe Casale of Pittston, Pennsylvania, even though he's a fat, Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. He held me with his right arm, made his left hand in a fist at my neck and injected his thick assimilation tubules in my neck. I just rubbed his ass while being assimilated. I'm becoming a drone.
I'm just a lab rat to my . She's implanting NANO-CORTICAL FIBERS in my brain. She's going to irradiate my brain cells. Farewell!
Whoever wrote that McKean comment, I'm not amused. Those words make me feel like throwing up!
Which are you.... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAGG0T D. N-I-G-G-E-R
We now return to Gilligan's island MARY ANN: my entire lingerie collection is missing! THE SKIPPER: somebody stole those panties. (Canned laughter)
I snorted some bad mugwort!
Mike! The next time you feel the urge to steal my wife's panties, remember this: I can erase you from history. It would be as though you never existed!
In case you wanted to know, I wear XS small panties!
My wife said her skin was feeling ROUGH. Then I said, Oh, ROUGH, just the way her mother likes it!
We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner, but I picked up the hot boiling pot and dropped it! Pot made a loud banging sound. Hot water and potatoes everywhere!
Do watermelon plants need a lot of water?
This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!
We're the sons of Tom Sizemore. Our father finally died. We thought he'd never go, the old SKINFLINT! We get his money! He made a loud wet fart sound as he EXPIRED!
TOM SIZEMORE is a worthless corpse now! He's probably being gutted and drained of blood like a fish! Happy holidays to his family!
TOM SIZEMORE FINALLY DIED!!! Break out the beer and cook up the spicy paraka wings. We're having a party! Enjoy hell SIZEMORE!