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To President Trump From Average Truth Users

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Vaughn
3 years ago

I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son of Dornar and Ansha.

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SHOPPING LIST
3 years ago

1. A box of 2. Ten bottles of vodka 3. The WH0RE at the corner

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KaSnarely Retardly
3 years ago

Star trek discovery got cancelled! Good riddance to that FAGG0T show! I'm hungry.

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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago

My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. When she saw the pole the firefighters use, she thought it was a STRIPPER'S POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread open! It was a disgrace!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I've been charged with 139 counts of smelling women's asses!

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FREDDY BISTROW
3 years ago

I thought I could fight Joe Casale of Pittston, Pennsylvania, even though he's a fat, Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. He held me with his right arm, made his left hand in a fist at my neck and injected his thick assimilation tubules in my neck. I just rubbed his ass while being assimilated. I'm becoming a drone.

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Mosquito Valentino
3 years ago

I'm just a lab rat to my . She's implanting NANO-CORTICAL FIBERS in my brain. She's going to irradiate my brain cells. Farewell!

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Anonymous Andy
3 years ago

Whoever wrote that McKean comment, I'm not amused. Those words make me feel like throwing up!

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McKean
3 years ago

Which are you.... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAGG0T D. N-I-G-G-E-R

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ENTERTAINMENT
3 years ago

We now return to Gilligan's island MARY ANN: my entire lingerie collection is missing! THE SKIPPER: somebody stole those panties. (Canned laughter)

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Billy Bob
3 years ago

I snorted some bad mugwort!

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Garth
3 years ago

Mike! The next time you feel the urge to steal my wife's panties, remember this: I can erase you from history. It would be as though you never existed!

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Celine Widdick
3 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I wear XS small panties!

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JOKE MAN
3 years ago

My wife said her skin was feeling ROUGH. Then I said, Oh, ROUGH, just the way her mother likes it!

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Fekkish
3 years ago

We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner, but I picked up the hot boiling pot and dropped it! Pot made a loud banging sound. Hot water and potatoes everywhere!

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FARMER DUMB ASS
3 years ago

Do watermelon plants need a lot of water?

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PHIL
3 years ago

This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!

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JAYDEN and JAGGER SIZEMORE
3 years ago

We're the sons of Tom Sizemore. Our father finally died. We thought he'd never go, the old SKINFLINT! We get his money! He made a loud wet fart sound as he EXPIRED!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

TOM SIZEMORE is a worthless corpse now! He's probably being gutted and drained of blood like a fish! Happy holidays to his family!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

TOM SIZEMORE FINALLY DIED!!! Break out the beer and cook up the spicy paraka wings. We're having a party! Enjoy hell SIZEMORE!