The two lady cops that were here, we done talking about stuff. I came up to my apartment to be by myself and read the bible. Then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and all tried to jump on me!
C
Charmaine
3 years ago
That doesn't make no sense! She was in here tearing stuff up, that's how she got the cut on her arm! I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!
D
DARION BASCO
3 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
S
SINGER
3 years ago
Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and le glory. I don't know about pechu ---(explosion)(singing stopped)
D
DIRK
3 years ago
My daughter has emotional problems. When she didn't get what she wanted, she grabbed a megaphone and started screaming into it. Neighbors weren't happy!
G
Garth
3 years ago
Remember that nickelodeon show ROCKET POWER where they stuck their fingers up their asses?
E
ENDICORE
3 years ago
I asked my wife if she seen my SEX COULDRON anywhere?
E
ENDICORE
3 years ago
I told my wife, this isn't vanity or ego. But when God created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I am nature's finest accomplishment!
H
HAPPY
3 years ago
I created my own television network! It's called....
Taste
In
Television
Services
B
BOSS
3 years ago
Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in this country, McBane. And yet, you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck threw his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!
C
Charles
3 years ago
My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!
H
HAPPY
3 years ago
I created my own punk rock band! I call my band: ROUGH SECTS!
L
Locutus of Borg
3 years ago
Worf. Klingon species. A warrior race. You, too, will suck my pale Borg di¢k
D
Domingo
3 years ago
My son is retarded. He's in a wheelchair or something.
M
MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
I didn't know the name of the ship in the movie TITANIC! My kids couldn't stop laughing!
H
HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife overdrew our bank account again! I told her, this isn't some damn video game where you buy whatever you want!
E
EZRA PUSHOG
3 years ago
My nephew keeps bouncing his basketball in my house! He keeps it up, I'll bounce HIS BALLS out of my house!
V
VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago
Bad news! The playstation SIX will cost 2000 PAKATTAH! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
J
John J Lanister
3 years ago
We might as well change America's name to SPIC-NATION.
V
Vaughn
3 years ago
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan.
The two lady cops that were here, we done talking about stuff. I came up to my apartment to be by myself and read the bible. Then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and all tried to jump on me!
That doesn't make no sense! She was in here tearing stuff up, that's how she got the cut on her arm! I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and le glory. I don't know about pechu ---(explosion)(singing stopped)
My daughter has emotional problems. When she didn't get what she wanted, she grabbed a megaphone and started screaming into it. Neighbors weren't happy!
Remember that nickelodeon show ROCKET POWER where they stuck their fingers up their asses?
I asked my wife if she seen my SEX COULDRON anywhere?
I told my wife, this isn't vanity or ego. But when God created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I am nature's finest accomplishment!
I created my own television network! It's called.... Taste In Television Services
Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in this country, McBane. And yet, you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck threw his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!
My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!
I created my own punk rock band! I call my band: ROUGH SECTS!
Worf. Klingon species. A warrior race. You, too, will suck my pale Borg di¢k
My son is retarded. He's in a wheelchair or something.
I didn't know the name of the ship in the movie TITANIC! My kids couldn't stop laughing!
My wife overdrew our bank account again! I told her, this isn't some damn video game where you buy whatever you want!
My nephew keeps bouncing his basketball in my house! He keeps it up, I'll bounce HIS BALLS out of my house!
Bad news! The playstation SIX will cost 2000 PAKATTAH! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
We might as well change America's name to SPIC-NATION.
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan.