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To President Trump From Average Truth Users

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Charmaine
3 years ago

The two lady cops that were here, we done talking about stuff. I came up to my apartment to be by myself and read the bible. Then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and all tried to jump on me!

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Charmaine
3 years ago

That doesn't make no sense! She was in here tearing stuff up, that's how she got the cut on her arm! I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!

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DARION BASCO
3 years ago

My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!

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SINGER
3 years ago

Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and le glory. I don't know about pechu ---(explosion)(singing stopped)

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DIRK
3 years ago

My daughter has emotional problems. When she didn't get what she wanted, she grabbed a megaphone and started screaming into it. Neighbors weren't happy!

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Garth
3 years ago

Remember that nickelodeon show ROCKET POWER where they stuck their fingers up their asses?

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ENDICORE
3 years ago

I asked my wife if she seen my SEX COULDRON anywhere?

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ENDICORE
3 years ago

I told my wife, this isn't vanity or ego. But when God created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I am nature's finest accomplishment!

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HAPPY
3 years ago

I created my own television network! It's called.... Taste In Television Services

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BOSS
3 years ago

Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in this country, McBane. And yet, you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck threw his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!

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Charles
3 years ago

My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!

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HAPPY
3 years ago

I created my own punk rock band! I call my band: ROUGH SECTS!

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Locutus of Borg
3 years ago

Worf. Klingon species. A warrior race. You, too, will suck my pale Borg di¢k

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Domingo
3 years ago

My son is retarded. He's in a wheelchair or something.

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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago

I didn't know the name of the ship in the movie TITANIC! My kids couldn't stop laughing!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife overdrew our bank account again! I told her, this isn't some damn video game where you buy whatever you want!

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EZRA PUSHOG
3 years ago

My nephew keeps bouncing his basketball in my house! He keeps it up, I'll bounce HIS BALLS out of my house!

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VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago

Bad news! The playstation SIX will cost 2000 PAKATTAH! Who has that kind of MONEY?!

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John J Lanister
3 years ago

We might as well change America's name to SPIC-NATION.

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Vaughn
3 years ago

I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan.