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To President Trump From Average Truth Users

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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago

Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg and sinking on her maiden voyage--ya.

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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago

Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg on her maiden voyage--ya.

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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
3 years ago

I had car trouble today. Mike helped me out.

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

My Aunt Debbie is working at her computer. Shes sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion. When she leaves the room, I smell my bl*nkey!

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BOSS
3 years ago

DAN! Do you even remember your orders? You can explain why you're such a FAT FU¢K at your TERMINATION HEARING!

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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago

Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC departing Southampton on its maiden voyage

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Benjamin Ernst
3 years ago

My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I dropped him! He landed on his head! Not a good start!☹️

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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago

When I got shot the other day, I said: IS THAT A BULLET?

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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago

There was a shooting in my neighborhood. When I heard the gunshots, I said: THAT SOUNDED LIKE---

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BIG ED
3 years ago

My wife says with all the farting I do, my UNDERWEAR could be used as a BIO-WEAPON!

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Peter pennella
3 years ago

Impeach that cheating Biden fast.

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Ventura
3 years ago

Nothing but SLACK-JAWED FAGG0TS in this country!

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BOSS
3 years ago

I caught my employees playing their playstation five at work! I asked them if they want an ASSIGNMENT SLIP or a PINK SLIP?!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife put on THREE perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!

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Walt
3 years ago

I ate some bad TEX MEX, so I'm indisposed. TAKING A DUMP INDISPOSED!

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GIMP
3 years ago

I gave up SLEEPING. It's a bad habit, like smoking.

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Belinda
3 years ago

Ch*rmaine tore up all my sons stuff! THATS NOT RIGHT! My son missed Sunday s*rvice cause of her! THATS NOT RIGHT!

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Charmaine
3 years ago

If I'd a did anything to B*LINDA or her son-- I'd a cut her thr*at and his! I ain't to be played with!

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Charmaine
3 years ago

B*LINDA! Your mother's a b*tch! That's why she gave you up for adoption! Ya, my mother raised me! Stupid and a b*tching-ating!

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Charmaine
3 years ago

Because her son stole somebody's drugs---cr*ck ---and smoked it up! He got h*gh fourteen times in a row, nobody would take him in!