Last year for my high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit. I lost. This year, I did a loud wet fart, I lost again!
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Sakkath
3 years ago
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
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Jimmy Ortega
3 years ago
Something strange on this detector circuit!
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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago
I AM NOT CRAZY! I fell through a fracture in time!
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Sela
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I'm wearing PERIOD PROOF PANTIES!
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JOKE MAN
3 years ago
Did you hear about the fire at the SHOE factory? 200 SOULS were lost!
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JOKE MAN
3 years ago
This homeless guy said he hadn't had a BITE to eat in days, so I BIT him!
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Sakkath
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS is a sexy Borg drone. She's assimilating me in her NYLON LEOPARD THONG!
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
I asked my boss if his mother still works at the WH0RE HOUSE! And if she's still offering the 2-for-1 special!
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MR PRICK
3 years ago
My wife's policy for panties is, ONE SIZE FITS ALL! Assuming shes wearing panties.
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GIMP
3 years ago
My wife says I need therapy because I like watching people being EXECUTED by gunshot to the head!
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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago
Great men aren't peaceful. Great men are KILLERS!!!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! I let her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her leopard pants. When she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him. She left her cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!
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Bean Buck
3 years ago
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! She's wearing her dark brown leopard lace leopard thong with her leopard pants!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
There's a party in my WIFE'S PANTIES and my PENIS is the guest of honor!
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MR PRICK
3 years ago
I promise to do jobs that go UNDONE!
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Charles
3 years ago
My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife scheduled me for an appointment with the doctor. She wants me to get a PENILE IMPLANT ☹️
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Dirk
3 years ago
The ALBINO uses HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel.
Last year for my high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit. I lost. This year, I did a loud wet fart, I lost again!
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
Something strange on this detector circuit!
I AM NOT CRAZY! I fell through a fracture in time!
In case you wanted to know, I'm wearing PERIOD PROOF PANTIES!
Did you hear about the fire at the SHOE factory? 200 SOULS were lost!
This homeless guy said he hadn't had a BITE to eat in days, so I BIT him!
KATIE SEARFOSS is a sexy Borg drone. She's assimilating me in her NYLON LEOPARD THONG!
I asked my boss if his mother still works at the WH0RE HOUSE! And if she's still offering the 2-for-1 special!
My wife's policy for panties is, ONE SIZE FITS ALL! Assuming shes wearing panties.
My wife says I need therapy because I like watching people being EXECUTED by gunshot to the head!
Great men aren't peaceful. Great men are KILLERS!!!
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! I let her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her leopard pants. When she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him. She left her cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! She's wearing her dark brown leopard lace leopard thong with her leopard pants!
There's a party in my WIFE'S PANTIES and my PENIS is the guest of honor!
I promise to do jobs that go UNDONE!
My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!
My wife scheduled me for an appointment with the doctor. She wants me to get a PENILE IMPLANT ☹️
The ALBINO uses HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel.
My bit¢h-ass ship couldn't make one crossing!