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To President Trump From Average Truth Users

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BUBBA
3 years ago

Last year for my high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit. I lost. This year, I did a loud wet fart, I lost again!

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Sakkath
3 years ago

Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!

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Jimmy Ortega
3 years ago

Something strange on this detector circuit!

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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago

I AM NOT CRAZY! I fell through a fracture in time!

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Sela
3 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I'm wearing PERIOD PROOF PANTIES!

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JOKE MAN
3 years ago

Did you hear about the fire at the SHOE factory? 200 SOULS were lost!

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JOKE MAN
3 years ago

This homeless guy said he hadn't had a BITE to eat in days, so I BIT him!

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Sakkath
3 years ago

KATIE SEARFOSS is a sexy Borg drone. She's assimilating me in her NYLON LEOPARD THONG!

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BAD ASS
3 years ago

I asked my boss if his mother still works at the WH0RE HOUSE! And if she's still offering the 2-for-1 special!

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MR PRICK
3 years ago

My wife's policy for panties is, ONE SIZE FITS ALL! Assuming shes wearing panties.

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GIMP
3 years ago

My wife says I need therapy because I like watching people being EXECUTED by gunshot to the head!

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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago

Great men aren't peaceful. Great men are KILLERS!!!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! I let her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her leopard pants. When she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him. She left her cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!

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Bean Buck
3 years ago

AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! She's wearing her dark brown leopard lace leopard thong with her leopard pants!

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LEECOW
3 years ago

There's a party in my WIFE'S PANTIES and my PENIS is the guest of honor!

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MR PRICK
3 years ago

I promise to do jobs that go UNDONE!

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Charles
3 years ago

My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife scheduled me for an appointment with the doctor. She wants me to get a PENILE IMPLANT ☹️

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Dirk
3 years ago

The ALBINO uses HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel.

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J Bruce Ismay
3 years ago

My bit¢h-ass ship couldn't make one crossing!