I gave my wife candy and flowers. I'm trying to get in her PANTIES!
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GIMP
4 years ago
When I go to the theater, I do things differently. I buy the ticket when the movie is almost over. When I go to sit down to watch the movie, I can't figure out what it's about! It's almost over!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
When I caught my wife handcuffed to the bed with the retard boy from next door, I said, DON'T! We are WAY beyond BULL$HIT here!
H
HUSBAND
4 years ago
When I caught my wife handcuffed to the bed with the stripper, I said DON'T! We are WAY beyond BULL$HIT here!
B
BONITO
4 years ago
Now look here, Im, Im---YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
Hi, folks! I'm in the bathroom in my favorite Chinese restaurant. I ordered the poo-poo platter, so I better hurry up in here, the poo-poo is on its way. More ways than one!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
I'm never taking my wife to a Chinese restaurant ever again! When I ordered the poo-poo platter, she yelled, EWW!
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HUNG KUNG FUEY
4 years ago
I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least FIVE fights per day!
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OSTEOTOMY
4 years ago
I've been GUTTED!
D
DID YOU KNOW
4 years ago
TRUMP is third generation of inbreeding!
D
DID YOU KNOW
4 years ago
There's a lot of black people in Africa
G
GIMP
4 years ago
That last guy is so full of crap. We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
H
HUSBAND
4 years ago
I found my wife with her HEAD IN THE STOVE . She had a note that said no funeral, on her back!
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Karen Hunnicutt
4 years ago
7500 cap is debilitating, but nowhere near as debilitating as my V-A-G-I-N-A!
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Karen Hunnicutt
4 years ago
7500 cap is debilitating, but nowhere near as debilitating as my V-A-G-I-N-A!
K
Karen Hunnicutt
4 years ago
7500 cap is debilitating, but nowhere near as debilitating as my V-A-G-I-N-A!
K
Karen Hunnicutt
4 years ago
7500 cap is debilitating, but nowhere near as debilitating as my V-A-G-I-N-A!
K
Karen Hunnicutt
4 years ago
7500 cap is debilitating and causes me to lose followers when I can’t follow back.
I gave my wife candy and flowers. I'm trying to get in her PANTIES!
When I go to the theater, I do things differently. I buy the ticket when the movie is almost over. When I go to sit down to watch the movie, I can't figure out what it's about! It's almost over!
When I caught my wife handcuffed to the bed with the retard boy from next door, I said, DON'T! We are WAY beyond BULL$HIT here!
When I caught my wife handcuffed to the bed with the stripper, I said DON'T! We are WAY beyond BULL$HIT here!
Now look here, Im, Im---YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
Hi, folks! I'm in the bathroom in my favorite Chinese restaurant. I ordered the poo-poo platter, so I better hurry up in here, the poo-poo is on its way. More ways than one!
I'm never taking my wife to a Chinese restaurant ever again! When I ordered the poo-poo platter, she yelled, EWW!
I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least FIVE fights per day!
I've been GUTTED!
TRUMP is third generation of inbreeding!
There's a lot of black people in Africa
That last guy is so full of crap. We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
I found my wife with her HEAD IN THE STOVE . She had a note that said no funeral, on her back!
7500 cap is debilitating, but nowhere near as debilitating as my V-A-G-I-N-A!
7500 cap is debilitating, but nowhere near as debilitating as my V-A-G-I-N-A!
7500 cap is debilitating, but nowhere near as debilitating as my V-A-G-I-N-A!
7500 cap is debilitating, but nowhere near as debilitating as my V-A-G-I-N-A!
7500 cap is debilitating and causes me to lose followers when I can’t follow back.
Stop the 7300 Cap rule. I'm a sexy FAAGGOT!
Stop the 7400 Cap rule. I'm a sexy FAAGGOT!