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To President Trump From Average Truth Users

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P'Chan Moreshower
4 years ago

I gave my wife candy and flowers. I'm trying to get in her PANTIES!

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GIMP
4 years ago

When I go to the theater, I do things differently. I buy the ticket when the movie is almost over. When I go to sit down to watch the movie, I can't figure out what it's about! It's almost over!

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

When I caught my wife handcuffed to the bed with the retard boy from next door, I said, DON'T! We are WAY beyond BULL$HIT here!

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

When I caught my wife handcuffed to the bed with the stripper, I said DON'T! We are WAY beyond BULL$HIT here!

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BONITO
4 years ago

Now look here, Im, Im---YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

Hi, folks! I'm in the bathroom in my favorite Chinese restaurant. I ordered the poo-poo platter, so I better hurry up in here, the poo-poo is on its way. More ways than one!

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

I'm never taking my wife to a Chinese restaurant ever again! When I ordered the poo-poo platter, she yelled, EWW!

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HUNG KUNG FUEY
4 years ago

I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least FIVE fights per day!

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OSTEOTOMY
4 years ago

I've been GUTTED!

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DID YOU KNOW
4 years ago

TRUMP is third generation of inbreeding!

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DID YOU KNOW
4 years ago

There's a lot of black people in Africa

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GIMP
4 years ago

That last guy is so full of crap. We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

I found my wife with her HEAD IN THE STOVE . She had a note that said no funeral, on her back!

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Karen Hunnicutt
4 years ago

7500 cap is debilitating, but nowhere near as debilitating as my V-A-G-I-N-A!

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Karen Hunnicutt
4 years ago

7500 cap is debilitating, but nowhere near as debilitating as my V-A-G-I-N-A!

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Karen Hunnicutt
4 years ago

7500 cap is debilitating, but nowhere near as debilitating as my V-A-G-I-N-A!

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Karen Hunnicutt
4 years ago

7500 cap is debilitating, but nowhere near as debilitating as my V-A-G-I-N-A!

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Karen Hunnicutt
4 years ago

7500 cap is debilitating and causes me to lose followers when I can’t follow back.

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Cory Prejean
4 years ago

Stop the 7300 Cap rule. I'm a sexy FAAGGOT!

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Cory Prejean
4 years ago

Stop the 7400 Cap rule. I'm a sexy FAAGGOT!