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To President Trump From Average Truth Users

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Anonymous
4 years ago

I never had Twitter, no Instagram this is an unfair request for verification. I understood you had to prove you are a human. I requested repeatedly, what do you require to prove this - no reply.

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Cory Prejean
4 years ago

Stop the 7500 Cap rule.

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SANTOS L HALPER
4 years ago

Katie Searfoss was right. Her boobs were huge grafted in her Borg body armor. I licked her boobs as she assimilated me!

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KATIE SEARFOSS
4 years ago

When the Borg assimilate women with big boobs, like me, they graft breast mounds onto their women victims, which means you can see our big boobs showing through our Borg body armor. I have 38D boobs!

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Katie Searfoss
4 years ago

My boyfriend loves the fact I still have Borg bio-chip implants in my thigh muscles, they give my thighs a sexy, rock hard shape!

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BAD ASS
4 years ago

My boss said I need to treat him with more respect. Then I said, WOULD YOU SHUT THE FU¢K UP, FOR ONCE?!

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Steve Heinz
4 years ago

My PENIS is so tiny! I gotta lie to women to get laid, it's pathetic!☹️

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Steve Heinz
4 years ago

The 7.5K followers is inhibiting me from following people who are asking me to follow back. I’ve hit this limit twice now and it’s aggravating. You’re taking it upon yourselves to limit my community and communication. Please free up my account. There’s people out there with 9.6K and 12K people they are following

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SEYMOUR
4 years ago

Last night I used Aunt Debbie's purple lace push up bra as my baby bl*nkey! I was sucking my thumb as I held my hands on the cups of the bra. When I woke up, my hands were still on the cups of the bra!

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Katie Searfoss
4 years ago

I use o be a borg drone, I'm human again. But I still have borg technology in my sexy body. Nanoprobes in my bloodstream, assimilation tubules in my first two left hand fingers, a cortical node in my brain, bio-chips in my thigh muscles.

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JACK SCHIT
4 years ago

My name is a fu¢king joke! JACK SCHIT?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!

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Vaughn
4 years ago

I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor, or P'Chan!

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Vaughn
4 years ago

I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son of Dornar and Ansha!

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POPS
4 years ago

Somebody left a BURNING BAG on my porch. My wife told me not to put it out by stomping on it. She was right!

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MR NICE
4 years ago

I just read that anonymous comment underneath my comment. What the FU¢K does that mean? You TRUMP SUPPORTERS are RETARDS! 2020 election was the most secure n history. BIT¢H-ASS TRUMP SUPPORTERS!

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Anonymous
4 years ago

WWG1WGA

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LESZEK
4 years ago

My wife is grossed out by my DONKEY PORN magazine's I print. I hook the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their genitals, so they get a BONER!

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BAD ASS
4 years ago

My boss said, I need to treat him with more respect. Then I said, GET THE HELL OUT IN THE FRONT AND MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL!

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Jolene Pushog
4 years ago

My husband is wondering about the WHITE SUBSTANCE on my panties!

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Sakkath
4 years ago

My lady mail carrier is so hot. But she said smelling her ass is a federal offense!