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To President Trump From Average Truth Users

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DID YOU KNOW
4 years ago

There's a lot of black people in Africa.

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Jim
4 years ago

AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS overpowered me easily, she's a Borg drone. Bald, pale, grafted in Borg body armor. Her Borg abs were sexy. As she assimilated me her Borg implants made squishy sounds!

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Garth
4 years ago

KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone. When she had her Borg body armor removed, I kept her sexy Borg abs that were grafted Onto her stomach and i kept the breast mounds grafted on her big boobs. I masturbate a lot.

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Dirk
4 years ago

Debbie Deprimo Boedeker is a sexy Borg drone! When she was regenerating in her alcove I rubbed her bald head, kissed her pale lips and licked her Borg abs.

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GUY
4 years ago

I call my wife's girlfriends the 3 ¢unts!

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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago

My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. She knows I'm Italian, she calls me DAGO and says my ass is WOPPED!

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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago

My new wife really is cruel. She put a razor blade in my food, I swallowed it, and it's caught in my throat! I'm coughing up blood!

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COMEDY
4 years ago

We now return to Gilligan's island. MARYANN: My entire lingerie collection is missing! THE SKIPPER: Somebody stole those panties. (Canned laughter)

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Fekkish
4 years ago

My wife says I'm more like a dog. I crap outside, I smell sexy women's asses!

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SAD
4 years ago

My boss was holding a pot of coffee and asked if I wanted a cup. I just smacked the pot out of his hand, it smashed all over. Today I get my first unemployment check!☹️

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Sakkath
4 years ago

Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!

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Sakkath
4 years ago

It wasn't an asteroid that killed the dinosaurs! It was me! I KILLED THE DINOSAURS. Ran them down with my truck! NO! I killed them with my own bare hands!

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JOKE MAN
4 years ago

My boss said, his skin was feeling rough. Then I said, Oh, ROUGH, just the way my boss's MOTHER likes it!

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Quinn Quinn
4 years ago

My daughter's birthday party was a flop! First, I spilled the chocolate cake on the couch. Second, a guest in a white dress didn't see the cake on the couch and sat on it. Third, my wife gave a blowjob to the clown!

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DICK FACE
4 years ago

I told my wife, the thought of her carrying my child DISGUSTS ME!

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P'Chan Moreshower
4 years ago

Katie Searfoss is a sexy Borg! I asked her to show me her assimilation tubules. She made her left hand in a fist and her assimilation tubules came out of her first two fingers. Her Borg abs are hot! Must lick!

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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago

Katie Searfoss is wearing her pink lace thong. I asked her to assimilate me. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck. I grabbed her ass. I got so horny being assimilated by Katie Searfoss in her pink lace thong.

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SAD
4 years ago

As you know, the Borg assimilated my beloved KATIE SEARFOSS. I found the assimilation chamber where they took her, on the ground I found her pink bra and hot pink thong. They took off her underwear before grafting her body in Borg body armor.

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OWNER
4 years ago

When I closed my restaurant, I yelled: Now all you N-I-G-G-E-R-S and N-I-G-G-E-R lovers, can go home!

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Saul Badman
4 years ago

I've got to get my scumbag client to tell the cops where he's got the family stashed.