AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS overpowered me easily, she's a Borg drone. Bald, pale, grafted in Borg body armor. Her Borg abs were sexy. As she assimilated me her Borg implants made squishy sounds!
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Garth
4 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone. When she had her Borg body armor removed, I kept her sexy Borg abs that were grafted Onto her stomach and i kept the breast mounds grafted on her big boobs. I masturbate a lot.
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Dirk
4 years ago
Debbie Deprimo Boedeker is a sexy Borg drone! When she was regenerating in her alcove I rubbed her bald head, kissed her pale lips and licked her Borg abs.
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GUY
4 years ago
I call my wife's girlfriends the 3 ¢unts!
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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. She knows I'm Italian, she calls me DAGO and says my ass is WOPPED!
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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago
My new wife really is cruel. She put a razor blade in my food, I swallowed it, and it's caught in my throat! I'm coughing up blood!
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COMEDY
4 years ago
We now return to Gilligan's island.
MARYANN: My entire lingerie collection is missing!
THE SKIPPER: Somebody stole those panties.
(Canned laughter)
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Fekkish
4 years ago
My wife says I'm more like a dog. I crap outside, I smell sexy women's asses!
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SAD
4 years ago
My boss was holding a pot of coffee and asked if I wanted a cup. I just smacked the pot out of his hand, it smashed all over. Today I get my first unemployment check!☹️
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Sakkath
4 years ago
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
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Sakkath
4 years ago
It wasn't an asteroid that killed the dinosaurs! It was me! I KILLED THE DINOSAURS. Ran them down with my truck! NO! I killed them with my own bare hands!
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JOKE MAN
4 years ago
My boss said, his skin was feeling rough. Then I said, Oh, ROUGH, just the way my boss's MOTHER likes it!
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Quinn Quinn
4 years ago
My daughter's birthday party was a flop! First, I spilled the chocolate cake on the couch. Second, a guest in a white dress didn't see the cake on the couch and sat on it. Third, my wife gave a blowjob to the clown!
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DICK FACE
4 years ago
I told my wife, the thought of her carrying my child DISGUSTS ME!
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P'Chan Moreshower
4 years ago
Katie Searfoss is a sexy Borg! I asked her to show me her assimilation tubules. She made her left hand in a fist and her assimilation tubules came out of her first two fingers. Her Borg abs are hot! Must lick!
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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago
Katie Searfoss is wearing her pink lace thong. I asked her to assimilate me. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck. I grabbed her ass. I got so horny being assimilated by Katie Searfoss in her pink lace thong.
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SAD
4 years ago
As you know, the Borg assimilated my beloved KATIE SEARFOSS. I found the assimilation chamber where they took her, on the ground I found her pink bra and hot pink thong. They took off her underwear before grafting her body in Borg body armor.
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OWNER
4 years ago
When I closed my restaurant, I yelled: Now all you N-I-G-G-E-R-S and N-I-G-G-E-R lovers, can go home!
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Saul Badman
4 years ago
I've got to get my scumbag client to tell the cops where he's got the family stashed.
There's a lot of black people in Africa.
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS overpowered me easily, she's a Borg drone. Bald, pale, grafted in Borg body armor. Her Borg abs were sexy. As she assimilated me her Borg implants made squishy sounds!
KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone. When she had her Borg body armor removed, I kept her sexy Borg abs that were grafted Onto her stomach and i kept the breast mounds grafted on her big boobs. I masturbate a lot.
Debbie Deprimo Boedeker is a sexy Borg drone! When she was regenerating in her alcove I rubbed her bald head, kissed her pale lips and licked her Borg abs.
I call my wife's girlfriends the 3 ¢unts!
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. She knows I'm Italian, she calls me DAGO and says my ass is WOPPED!
My new wife really is cruel. She put a razor blade in my food, I swallowed it, and it's caught in my throat! I'm coughing up blood!
We now return to Gilligan's island. MARYANN: My entire lingerie collection is missing! THE SKIPPER: Somebody stole those panties. (Canned laughter)
My wife says I'm more like a dog. I crap outside, I smell sexy women's asses!
My boss was holding a pot of coffee and asked if I wanted a cup. I just smacked the pot out of his hand, it smashed all over. Today I get my first unemployment check!☹️
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
It wasn't an asteroid that killed the dinosaurs! It was me! I KILLED THE DINOSAURS. Ran them down with my truck! NO! I killed them with my own bare hands!
My boss said, his skin was feeling rough. Then I said, Oh, ROUGH, just the way my boss's MOTHER likes it!
My daughter's birthday party was a flop! First, I spilled the chocolate cake on the couch. Second, a guest in a white dress didn't see the cake on the couch and sat on it. Third, my wife gave a blowjob to the clown!
I told my wife, the thought of her carrying my child DISGUSTS ME!
Katie Searfoss is a sexy Borg! I asked her to show me her assimilation tubules. She made her left hand in a fist and her assimilation tubules came out of her first two fingers. Her Borg abs are hot! Must lick!
Katie Searfoss is wearing her pink lace thong. I asked her to assimilate me. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck. I grabbed her ass. I got so horny being assimilated by Katie Searfoss in her pink lace thong.
As you know, the Borg assimilated my beloved KATIE SEARFOSS. I found the assimilation chamber where they took her, on the ground I found her pink bra and hot pink thong. They took off her underwear before grafting her body in Borg body armor.
When I closed my restaurant, I yelled: Now all you N-I-G-G-E-R-S and N-I-G-G-E-R lovers, can go home!
I've got to get my scumbag client to tell the cops where he's got the family stashed.