When I went gun shopping, I asked the clerk if he had a PHASED PLASMA RIFLE in a 40 WATT range. He said, hey, just what you see,pal.
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VIOLENCE LOVER
3 years ago
I love the gun shop u in the first terminator film where Arnold blows away that little old man store owner. I watch it over and over. Wish I could do that!
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MAD
3 years ago
I went outside to get the newspaper and there was a MERMAID in my pool! She was all happy, splashing about in the pool. I said, EH, you get out of there!
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SAD DUDE
3 years ago
I did what the terminator did in the first movie, I went gun shopping, and when I loaded the shotgun, the guy said, I can't do that. I said wrong and blew him away. My new home is a prison cell. Very sad.
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REVEREND MCPRICK
3 years ago
My daughter went to w service in tight LEATHER PANTS with her LEATHER THONG hanging out! Esmeralda, you are a WH0RE! BURN IN HELL!
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Yolanda
3 years ago
Man! It's hot as FU¢K today!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
The way my wife eats, I thought I was watching a conveyor belt!
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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
3 years ago
Today's my birthday. My cute PU$$Y turned 43!
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EZRA PUSHOG
3 years ago
My nephew keeps bouncing his basketball in my house! He keeps it up, I'll bounce his BALLS out of my house!
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BIG ED
3 years ago
My wife told our friends, if they want to use our bathroom, they need to wear masks. I took a big dump. What is she saying?
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
My DAUGHTER has a sexy body. Hot tits, firm thighs, an ass of a ten year old boy. Makes you wanna get up and beg for BUTTERMILK.
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
I went to this nude beach and there were BONERS everywhere!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife isn't what she appears. She's an IMP. Wherever she goes, trouble follows.
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
I got CANNED today. Before I left work for the last time, I told my former boss, here's a little something I owe you. Then I punched him in the face.
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WIFE ABUSE
3 years ago
When my husband bent over, all my girlfriends saw that he was wearing my sexiest leopard thong! Im a laughingstock!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
We WERE going to have potato's for dinner. When I picked up the boiling pot, I dropped it. Pot made a loud banging sound, potato's and hot water everywhere.
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
I do things different. When I go to the movies, I walk into the theater when the movie is almost done. When I sit down, I can't figure out what the movie is about.
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KU KLUXER
3 years ago
Reparations for niiggers. They should of remained slaves.
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FATHER
3 years ago
My son missed work because he was MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER!
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LANCE HENRIKSON
3 years ago
Whenever kids meet me, they want me to say, Tonight on DEA. Fu¢king show is gone.
When I went gun shopping, I asked the clerk if he had a PHASED PLASMA RIFLE in a 40 WATT range. He said, hey, just what you see,pal.
I love the gun shop u in the first terminator film where Arnold blows away that little old man store owner. I watch it over and over. Wish I could do that!
I went outside to get the newspaper and there was a MERMAID in my pool! She was all happy, splashing about in the pool. I said, EH, you get out of there!
I did what the terminator did in the first movie, I went gun shopping, and when I loaded the shotgun, the guy said, I can't do that. I said wrong and blew him away. My new home is a prison cell. Very sad.
My daughter went to w service in tight LEATHER PANTS with her LEATHER THONG hanging out! Esmeralda, you are a WH0RE! BURN IN HELL!
Man! It's hot as FU¢K today!
The way my wife eats, I thought I was watching a conveyor belt!
Today's my birthday. My cute PU$$Y turned 43!
My nephew keeps bouncing his basketball in my house! He keeps it up, I'll bounce his BALLS out of my house!
My wife told our friends, if they want to use our bathroom, they need to wear masks. I took a big dump. What is she saying?
My DAUGHTER has a sexy body. Hot tits, firm thighs, an ass of a ten year old boy. Makes you wanna get up and beg for BUTTERMILK.
I went to this nude beach and there were BONERS everywhere!
My wife isn't what she appears. She's an IMP. Wherever she goes, trouble follows.
I got CANNED today. Before I left work for the last time, I told my former boss, here's a little something I owe you. Then I punched him in the face.
When my husband bent over, all my girlfriends saw that he was wearing my sexiest leopard thong! Im a laughingstock!
We WERE going to have potato's for dinner. When I picked up the boiling pot, I dropped it. Pot made a loud banging sound, potato's and hot water everywhere.
I do things different. When I go to the movies, I walk into the theater when the movie is almost done. When I sit down, I can't figure out what the movie is about.
Reparations for niiggers. They should of remained slaves.
My son missed work because he was MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER!
Whenever kids meet me, they want me to say, Tonight on DEA. Fu¢king show is gone.