Swedish model ANNA NYSTROM is a fine choice of ASS!
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PATRIOTIC AMERICAN
4 years ago
My computer is a piece of S-H-I-T! Why? It was made in AMERICA!
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JACK SCHIT
4 years ago
My name is a f-u-c-k-i-n-g joke! JACK SCHIT?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
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Sid
4 years ago
My neighborhood is overrunned with black families. Thank you, COMMIE DEMOCRATS!
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COLM
4 years ago
I'm under attack by a Cardassian patrol ship, HEDEKI-CLASS.
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Rembrandt Brown
4 years ago
He wakes up--in he morning --bite to eat--brush your teeth. Mmm- t-bone and been and negrolling.
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Maryellen Lynott Exter
4 years ago
I have 42EE tits! I use my big chest to seduce men victims and then I assimilate them. I hold them with my right arm, make my left hand in a fist and inject my assimilation tubules into their necks.
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Thomas James Lynott
4 years ago
My goddaughter, LISA KRAMER, has a sexy smelling butt! She leaves a sexy perfume butt smell wherever she sits! I like to smell where she sits
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
Aunt Debbie uses my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion on her stool as she works at her computer. She pulled her jean shorts down and is sitting on my bl*nkey in her pink Playtex panty!
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Thomas James Lynott
4 years ago
Lisa Kramer is quite a sexy little albino. Too bad she's family, I'd SMELL HER BUTT!
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Alfreido
4 years ago
MaryEllen Lynott Quigley Exter has 42EE tits. I'm gonna sing, A HONK HONK here, a HONK HONK there, here a HONK, there a HONK, everywhere a HONK HONK!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
Maria! It's Mama! It's your Papa. We had this big fight and he ran away! I can't find him! I couldn't remember your phone number, but I know you read this petition. Call me when you read this. I can't stop crying! I want my Boris!
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Bennett J Bennett
4 years ago
I got caught smelling a sexy woman's ass! Her husband says he's gonna peel my D-I-C-K like a cucumber!
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Ben Benjamin
4 years ago
My wife left me when she found out I have TESTICULAR CANCER ☹️☹️☹️
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Bennett J Bennett
4 years ago
I'm going to the nudie bar. I wanna see some V-A-G-I-N-A!
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DEYOS
4 years ago
I'm sick of my wife's complaining. I'm just gonna run my house like a concentration camp!
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DEYOS
4 years ago
In my house, I make the law. You break my law, I'll break your NECK!
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Neighbor
4 years ago
My fat black neighbor always wears skin tight sweat pants! I can see the color of her panties showing through! Damn blacks!
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Fritz
4 years ago
My wife is face down in the pool. Better get the hook and fish her out!
Swedish model ANNA NYSTROM is a fine choice of ASS!
My computer is a piece of S-H-I-T! Why? It was made in AMERICA!
My name is a f-u-c-k-i-n-g joke! JACK SCHIT?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
My neighborhood is overrunned with black families. Thank you, COMMIE DEMOCRATS!
I'm under attack by a Cardassian patrol ship, HEDEKI-CLASS.
He wakes up--in he morning --bite to eat--brush your teeth. Mmm- t-bone and been and negrolling.
I have 42EE tits! I use my big chest to seduce men victims and then I assimilate them. I hold them with my right arm, make my left hand in a fist and inject my assimilation tubules into their necks.
My goddaughter, LISA KRAMER, has a sexy smelling butt! She leaves a sexy perfume butt smell wherever she sits! I like to smell where she sits
Aunt Debbie uses my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion on her stool as she works at her computer. She pulled her jean shorts down and is sitting on my bl*nkey in her pink Playtex panty!
Lisa Kramer is quite a sexy little albino. Too bad she's family, I'd SMELL HER BUTT!
MaryEllen Lynott Quigley Exter has 42EE tits. I'm gonna sing, A HONK HONK here, a HONK HONK there, here a HONK, there a HONK, everywhere a HONK HONK!
Maria! It's Mama! It's your Papa. We had this big fight and he ran away! I can't find him! I couldn't remember your phone number, but I know you read this petition. Call me when you read this. I can't stop crying! I want my Boris!
I got caught smelling a sexy woman's ass! Her husband says he's gonna peel my D-I-C-K like a cucumber!
My wife left me when she found out I have TESTICULAR CANCER ☹️☹️☹️
I'm going to the nudie bar. I wanna see some V-A-G-I-N-A!
I'm sick of my wife's complaining. I'm just gonna run my house like a concentration camp!
In my house, I make the law. You break my law, I'll break your NECK!
My fat black neighbor always wears skin tight sweat pants! I can see the color of her panties showing through! Damn blacks!
My wife is face down in the pool. Better get the hook and fish her out!
A.J. Cooke from Criminal Minds has a V-A-G-I-N-A!