Last night I used my Aunt Debbie's nylon leopard bra as my baby bl*nkey! I steal my Aunt Debbie's bras and panties and use them as my baby bl*nkies! I just kept my hands on the cups of Aunt Debbie's nylon leopard bra as I fell asleep!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
I told my wife, this isn't ego or vanity, but when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. Im nature's finest accomplishment!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I got ANNA NYSTROM to sit on my baby bl*nkey in her skin tight yoga pants! Her butt crack completely shows!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
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Moesha
4 years ago
Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!
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KROMAGG DICKBAG
4 years ago
When my people invaded Earth-138, the humans there tried to fight us with primitive F-18 fighter jets. We destroyed thousands of them!
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BIG ED
4 years ago
My wife sprays the couch cushion after I sit on it! What is she trying to say?!
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Arlo Botner
4 years ago
Im going to make an example out of KEVIN ARNOLD!
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PigWart
4 years ago
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
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Duke
4 years ago
My penis is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS!
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STAR TREK
4 years ago
NCC-1701-ALBINO
NX-01-ALBINO
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STAR TREK
4 years ago
Captains log, stardate:123.4, I'm taking command of this new galaxy-class U.S.S. TITANIC. I'm somewhat awed over size and complexity.
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MAD
4 years ago
I got this phone call about a boat I won, but when I went down to claim it, it was just a police sting! YOU FU¢KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
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SAD
4 years ago
I still can't get over the lettuce I forgot at the farmers market! It never came home with me! Someone else took home my lettuce!
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Mysterion
4 years ago
STUPID AND A BIT¢HING-ATING!
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ETHAN
4 years ago
My dear, you've seen the last of that green-eyed PUSHOG known as racism.
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Ethan
4 years ago
(bowling bowl goes flying)
I hope that crushed your skull KAZON PUSHOG!
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SAD
4 years ago
As you, I went to the farmers market and forgot the lettuce I bought. That poor lettuce will think i didn't love him!
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SAD
4 years ago
I went to the farmers market today. But I forgot the bag with the lettuce I bought. Now I'm thinking about the lettuce that never came home. Somebody else got my lettuce ☹️☹️☹️
Last night I used my Aunt Debbie's nylon leopard bra as my baby bl*nkey! I steal my Aunt Debbie's bras and panties and use them as my baby bl*nkies! I just kept my hands on the cups of Aunt Debbie's nylon leopard bra as I fell asleep!
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
I told my wife, this isn't ego or vanity, but when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. Im nature's finest accomplishment!
I got ANNA NYSTROM to sit on my baby bl*nkey in her skin tight yoga pants! Her butt crack completely shows!
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!
When my people invaded Earth-138, the humans there tried to fight us with primitive F-18 fighter jets. We destroyed thousands of them!
My wife sprays the couch cushion after I sit on it! What is she trying to say?!
Im going to make an example out of KEVIN ARNOLD!
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
My penis is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS!
NCC-1701-ALBINO NX-01-ALBINO
Captains log, stardate:123.4, I'm taking command of this new galaxy-class U.S.S. TITANIC. I'm somewhat awed over size and complexity.
I got this phone call about a boat I won, but when I went down to claim it, it was just a police sting! YOU FU¢KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
I still can't get over the lettuce I forgot at the farmers market! It never came home with me! Someone else took home my lettuce!
STUPID AND A BIT¢HING-ATING!
My dear, you've seen the last of that green-eyed PUSHOG known as racism.
(bowling bowl goes flying) I hope that crushed your skull KAZON PUSHOG!
As you, I went to the farmers market and forgot the lettuce I bought. That poor lettuce will think i didn't love him!
I went to the farmers market today. But I forgot the bag with the lettuce I bought. Now I'm thinking about the lettuce that never came home. Somebody else got my lettuce ☹️☹️☹️