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To President Trump From Average Truth Users

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SEYMOUR
4 years ago

Last night I used my Aunt Debbie's nylon leopard bra as my baby bl*nkey! I steal my Aunt Debbie's bras and panties and use them as my baby bl*nkies! I just kept my hands on the cups of Aunt Debbie's nylon leopard bra as I fell asleep!

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ENDICORE
4 years ago

I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!

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ENDICORE
4 years ago

I told my wife, this isn't ego or vanity, but when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. Im nature's finest accomplishment!

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SEYMOUR
4 years ago

I got ANNA NYSTROM to sit on my baby bl*nkey in her skin tight yoga pants! Her butt crack completely shows!

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DARION BASCO
4 years ago

My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!

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Moesha
4 years ago

Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!

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KROMAGG DICKBAG
4 years ago

When my people invaded Earth-138, the humans there tried to fight us with primitive F-18 fighter jets. We destroyed thousands of them!

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BIG ED
4 years ago

My wife sprays the couch cushion after I sit on it! What is she trying to say?!

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Arlo Botner
4 years ago

Im going to make an example out of KEVIN ARNOLD!

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PigWart
4 years ago

My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.

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Duke
4 years ago

My penis is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS!

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STAR TREK
4 years ago

NCC-1701-ALBINO NX-01-ALBINO

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STAR TREK
4 years ago

Captains log, stardate:123.4, I'm taking command of this new galaxy-class U.S.S. TITANIC. I'm somewhat awed over size and complexity.

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MAD
4 years ago

I got this phone call about a boat I won, but when I went down to claim it, it was just a police sting! YOU FU¢KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!

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SAD
4 years ago

I still can't get over the lettuce I forgot at the farmers market! It never came home with me! Someone else took home my lettuce!

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Mysterion
4 years ago

STUPID AND A BIT¢HING-ATING!

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ETHAN
4 years ago

My dear, you've seen the last of that green-eyed PUSHOG known as racism.

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Ethan
4 years ago

(bowling bowl goes flying) I hope that crushed your skull KAZON PUSHOG!

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SAD
4 years ago

As you, I went to the farmers market and forgot the lettuce I bought. That poor lettuce will think i didn't love him!

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SAD
4 years ago

I went to the farmers market today. But I forgot the bag with the lettuce I bought. Now I'm thinking about the lettuce that never came home. Somebody else got my lettuce ☹️☹️☹️