My wife weighs 330 pounds. When she stood up on a plastic porch chair to decorate, the chair broke! She was feeling ashamed but I laughed anyways!
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PigWart
4 years ago
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
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PEASANT
4 years ago
I'm starving and living on the streets of L'KATT!
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SMART ASS
4 years ago
My father asked me if I wanted to become a CHEF like him when I grow up. I said, no, I rather be a MAN!
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Shannon Lamar Jones girlfriend
4 years ago
Went to our old place to Frothingham street. My ass is huge. My car seat cries as I sit down on him.
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DANIEL WORMALD
4 years ago
I took something that wasn't mine and sold it for a profit. I'm now a criminal!☹️
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DANIEL WORMALD
4 years ago
I bought a yellow Humvee, but my wife says it looks like a school bus for 6-year old pimps. Stupid ¢unt!
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CHOP SUEY
4 years ago
Chinese food gives me DIAHREA!
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Holly Madison
4 years ago
I use to be Hugh Hefner's bit¢h. One day I scooted a table over and he WHIPPED ME! Guess he didn't like the way I scooted the table over!
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FRITZ
4 years ago
I can't get a woman! I give myself a HICKEY with my VACUUM CLEANER!☹️☹️☹️
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LEECOW
4 years ago
When I watched STAR TREK DISCOVERY, I couldn't stop PUKING!
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WORLD NEWS FAG
4 years ago
Since January 2022, 5 million beaners have invaded America!
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Lamaar Jones
4 years ago
Today's moving day! Me, my ho Shannon, Elijah, Kyree, and our baby are moving!
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Lamaar Jones
4 years ago
I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass. But I got robbed by an 80 year old woman. The homies threw me out of the hood!
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Susan
4 years ago
Take away limits pleases
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Mac Taylor
4 years ago
As you know, at 3:33 in the morning, I've been receiving irritating phone calls. I had to switch hotels, but the punk kid called me at my new hotel. I've received 3 more phone calls!☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
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Mac Taylor
4 years ago
Every morning at 3:33, someone always calls me. Every time on the phone it's just some punk breathing heavy with his girlfriend!
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Garth
4 years ago
My wife's pants are always up her butt! What kind of underwear does she have on?
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Fekkish
4 years ago
My daughter's breasts are swollen! Must take a peek!
I'm the leader of the ALBINO IMPERIUM!
My wife weighs 330 pounds. When she stood up on a plastic porch chair to decorate, the chair broke! She was feeling ashamed but I laughed anyways!
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
I'm starving and living on the streets of L'KATT!
My father asked me if I wanted to become a CHEF like him when I grow up. I said, no, I rather be a MAN!
Went to our old place to Frothingham street. My ass is huge. My car seat cries as I sit down on him.
I took something that wasn't mine and sold it for a profit. I'm now a criminal!☹️
I bought a yellow Humvee, but my wife says it looks like a school bus for 6-year old pimps. Stupid ¢unt!
Chinese food gives me DIAHREA!
I use to be Hugh Hefner's bit¢h. One day I scooted a table over and he WHIPPED ME! Guess he didn't like the way I scooted the table over!
I can't get a woman! I give myself a HICKEY with my VACUUM CLEANER!☹️☹️☹️
When I watched STAR TREK DISCOVERY, I couldn't stop PUKING!
Since January 2022, 5 million beaners have invaded America!
Today's moving day! Me, my ho Shannon, Elijah, Kyree, and our baby are moving!
I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass. But I got robbed by an 80 year old woman. The homies threw me out of the hood!
Take away limits pleases
As you know, at 3:33 in the morning, I've been receiving irritating phone calls. I had to switch hotels, but the punk kid called me at my new hotel. I've received 3 more phone calls!☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
Every morning at 3:33, someone always calls me. Every time on the phone it's just some punk breathing heavy with his girlfriend!
My wife's pants are always up her butt! What kind of underwear does she have on?
My daughter's breasts are swollen! Must take a peek!